I don’t care if you’re a middle aged, traumatized man who’s committed unspeakable atrocities, put on the cat ears NOW!!!!!
Fictional serial killers >>>> actual men
slasher horror: you better not have premarital sex or gerald "the stabber" douglas is gonna getcha
creepypasta: once there was a teen named alex and he was bullied so hard that he and the acid disfigured him so and he started killing everyone so they call him george the attacker
/x/: there was the skinwalker who stole my best friend's voice and then man door hand hook car door
r/nosleep: my wife was hungry for raw meat and then she gave birth to The Satan. he looked me in the eyes and said "don't go outside past midnight or else the eyeless ones might notice." but it turns out i never had a wife or son and the world ended 5 years ago on this very night.
r/twosentencehorror: i ran out of bloodmilk for my cereal. luckily, the creature provides.
mascot horror: this is silly wiggles, the candy giraffe! explore the silly wiggles candy emporium after dark! the secret ingredient is Love™! also the hidden video tapes will reveal that "Love™" is actually the copyright name for the consciousness of tortured children, mixed with the ground organs of factory workers.
indie horror: i can't describe this, there are only 7 pixels so idk what's going on
Ghostface calls and asks what my favorite scary movie is and suddenly he's stuck listening to me info dump for 2 hours
girl help i’m spending my hottest years rotting in my room
love when creatures sniff your hand and are like. ah understood
I’d probably resort to cannibalism at the slightest inconvenience. Just letting you all know in case we ever get trapped in an elevator together
i made you a cookie but i fucked it with my penis until there was nothing
can we all just take a break from posting
yeah sure i need to go make another cookie anyway
not again
dyatlovpassingprivilege
Anonymous asked:
is it okay if my 12 yr old little brother asks you something??
dyatlovpassingprivilege
yo your brother kind of sucks
Anonymous asked:
I mean you've threatened to kill me a bunch of times. You once told me you were gonna drown me in a river like a kangaroo.
[warm laugh of fond reminiscence] I did do that
rob-walks-deactivated20210614
Anonymous asked:
Damn I’m sick. I keep sneezing and I’m 6'1
you sick cause the rain hit you first, you stupid tall bitch.
#dear diary ♡#I always said Elon musk is a gross asshole#and some people are finding out about his doucheyness now???#young people are so in love with him because he invents all the ‘cool’ shit he’s ‘made’#even tho he just came up with an idea and hired engineers and then fired them after they created the Tesla#ELON MUSK IS TRASH#AND EVERYONE SHOULD FUCKING KNOW IT