BUGS! BUGS! BUGS!

"knight posting" this and "guard posting" that. i'm the princess's trusted handmaid who provides her advice and comfort in my soothing, low-class style. i am saying things like "if you don't mind me speaking out of turn, my lady..." and sharing fairy tales and lullabies my sad mother taught me. also i am fucking the jester.

op what’s up with the evil duke or maybe dragon is the princess gonna be ok??

look ALL i know is that the princess asked me to cover for her while she escaped with the handsome rogue (who bares a striking resemblance to the lost prince of our neighboring kingdom, but i digress) and now the duke (my lady's betrothed) has put out a bounty for a band of misfits traversing the country slaying beasts and the like, but that's LITERALLY none of my business, on account of i have to mend the hem on all these dresses

….yeah probably

look i would NEVER speak ill of Duke Drakonen or his trusted advisor, some kind of nasty imp thing named Slitherspit. he's always been VERY polite to me and NOT in a creepy way.

maybe that's YOUR bias assuming the jester is a man. also the handsome rogue is bi-curious.

Larian studios: "Haha yeah isn't it funny that you can sleep with a druid in bear form? That's so--Look at me, look me in the eyes. there is no such thing as an "evil race". the players handbook is full of shit. personality traits based on race and species are bullshit. Every individual has the capacity for good an evil based on circumstances" *wizards of the coast security tries to drag them off stage*

Larian, clinging to the microphone: "DRAGONBORN HAVE TAILS! TIEFLINGS CAN BE PURPLE! QUEER CHARACTERS HAVE EVERY PLACE IN FANTASY MEDIA! YOU CAN AND SHOULD ROMANCE MIND FLAYERS NO! NO! LOOK AT ME! DRINKING POTIONS IS A BONUS ACTION! DON'T BELIEVE THEIR LIES!"

“you all are great people, and what you’re doing is art, but it’s also a crime punishable by 28 days in prison” is a real sentence that got said to me tonight by a security officer i think i’m living my best life

this is what was happening if anyone was wondering 

she is beauty, she is grace; she has a gorgeous face ~

dolichovespula maculata (bald-faced hornet) that took a moment to groom herself as I was taking pictures. <3

everyone hates orange until they actually see her in context. "oh it's such an ugly color, too bright!" look at sunsets and autumn, look at campfires and deserts. she's the most beautiful and special part of the scene. now apologize.

She is also the most delicious Gatorade

banger after banger after banger 🍊🧡🥕🌅🎃🐅🦊🍁🏀

please look at this picture junji ito drew of his moms crusty white dog

Luna moth and death head moth

fuck transphobes, and people who restrict access to gender reaffirming care especially if they know the statistics

[Image: person holding a protest sign in front of their chest and face, as they stand in a crowd in a city street. The sign says:

HRT is older than Viagra, Lasik, and heart transplants. Stop calling it "experimental."]

"Are you a man or a woman?"

I am a Snom.

"What gender are you?"

Friend.

"Yeah but what's in your pants?"

I don't wear pants..?

source

The duality of the word fairy

I think there's also a Z-axis that goes from "twee and harmless" to "you've been turned into an equal volume of spiders".