the quote on my profile description comes from the mouth of this fucking cunt i hate him
the homoerotic urge to draw crybaby clown scooby doo eating someone’s arm and playing with their blood instead of starting any artfight attacks
a few of these i had lying around. idk
what is the lamest thing that ever genuinely scared you like either as a kid or adult. i got scared of those halloween cartoon scooby doo ass eye stickers ppl put on mirrors when i was 9 and screamed so hard i fainted
I played Crash Bandicoot Tag Team Racing on PS2 and the loading screen had this ninja penguin (groups of which were like the only recurring enemies in the game since most of the gameplay was the racing) and I had to hide out of its view whenever the game was loading because it scared the SHIT out of me.
demon...
I think it's worth adding that if you pressed x on the controller during the loading screen, Crash would let out a belch, and if you hit △, he would fart. So picture me hiding away from the view of my tv screen, but holding the controller in my hand. So while cowering in fear of the ninja penguin, I'm also mashing x and △ and the tv is letting out a chaotic chorus of burping and farting while I am laughing and quivering in a corner.
idk if i’ll wait until im home from scotland to work on artfight attacks or i’ll somehow manage to do them whilst lying in this tiny ass bed
also all my joints are still sore from how hard i fuckin boogied at prom so that might delay shiz a bit
Alright kitten listen up cause mommy needs your help here okay. Pause the game, ok-PAUSE the game for mommy okay I need your eyes up here, kitten. I'm putting these onions in this pan okay and im gonna walk out the door yes, that's right mommy's gotta go right now mommy's gotta go for 8 hours but she needs these onions caramelized by the time she gets bac-STOP LOOKING AT THE COMPUTER mommy needs you to caramelized these onions for her okay kitten mommy needs all 5 pounds perfectly caramelized and cooked down till they're all evenly brown and sweet and YES it does need to take the whole 8 hours mommy needs you to babysit these fucking carmies okay kitten I SAID TURN THE FUCKING GAME OFF
Surprisingly I got exactly what I was hoping for
Am I not remembering something why is Gus holding the cursed amulet
Last chance to look at my amulet Hector
long hair on a man is the worlds most powerful aphrodisiac
get this fucking devil off of my post
NOW THAT'S MORE LIKE IT !!!