👽 #thisismenow ☕ 🤷♂️
getting real tired of using my own money to buy myself nice things
I’m so mad because this worked
help me roger
Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?
O_O
………my friend has made me curious
help me roger
Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director
let’s do it, roger
Roger helppppp
I need you Roger!
Everyone I know is going on dates and getting married and having babies and I'm just so fucking single but also so cute and like???? Wtf. How dare no one want to make out with me. Rude.
she’s beauty she’s grace she’s in love with aliens and space
she’s gorgeous, she’s seductive; she wants to be abducted
she’s intelligent - she’s priceless, she’s having an extraterrestrial crisis
she’s brilliant, she’s wise; she’s an alien in disguise
She’s mischievous and smart, that alien has my heart
She’s wild, she’s free, she’s the only alien for me
She’s the moon, she’s the stars, all she wants is to live on Mars
She’s bold, she’s hip, she wants to ride in a rocket ship
She’s cool, she’s hot, she’s a genuine, bonafide astronaut
NFG, Linkin Park, Papa Roach and Weezer all just came out with new albums what year am I in?
Legit glad they forgot half my order and he had to come back #ahotdeliveryguyistheNYCunicorn









