love is knowing that you are really good at performing animal sounds. wisdom is knowing you don't actually know the sounds of every animal. between the two my life flows.
my worthless chode lizard
I fully understand why westerners thought the platypus was a hoax at first. I’m looking at a real live one moving around and it STILL looks fake.
The one thing that could have made them sound any more made up would have been if you said the boys have secret viper fangs that can absolutely fuck you up with venom, and they do, on their goddamn feet.
cursed platypus facts: * five (5) X chromosomes * only the left ovary works * produces milk but has no nipples. the mother just kind of sweats milk out their chest. nature is beautiful * was nearly called the “duckmole” * swims with its weird fish eyes and ears closed, hunting entirely by electroreception * born with teeth, but then they fall out

That beak looks fucking glued on
AND it glows in the dark now too.
( well, ok glows under UV light but STILL. It has no reason to)
WET BEAST WEDNESDAY CAME EARLY
does anyone have that picture of that fucked up looking white kitten that looks like this
Her name is Nimbus and she grew up to look like this
Hayao Miyazaki’s hand drawn Studio Ghibli 2023 New Year illustration

Unmute !
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