my worthless chode lizard
Happy anniversary to the time I thought I saw one lady bug walking on the sidewalk but it was actually two lady bugs fucking while moving along the sidewalk.
I fully understand why westerners thought the platypus was a hoax at first. I’m looking at a real live one moving around and it STILL looks fake.
The one thing that could have made them sound any more made up would have been if you said the boys have secret viper fangs that can absolutely fuck you up with venom, and they do, on their goddamn feet.
cursed platypus facts: * five (5) X chromosomes * only the left ovary works * produces milk but has no nipples. the mother just kind of sweats milk out their chest. nature is beautiful * was nearly called the “duckmole” * swims with its weird fish eyes and ears closed, hunting entirely by electroreception * born with teeth, but then they fall out
tangentqueenofdragons
That beak looks fucking glued on
AND it glows in the dark now too.
( well, ok glows under UV light but STILL. It has no reason to)
Even if you win you still lose :(
does anyone have that picture of that fucked up looking white kitten that looks like this
Her name is Nimbus and she grew up to look like this
Seriously why do these things use elastic and not something easier to adjust and safer for the cosplayer? Tragic. Barely usable.
Hayao Miyazaki’s hand drawn Studio Ghibli 2023 New Year illustration
My Top Posts in 2022:
#1:
Quadratic Equation & Probability Value from Silverdale, Washington – 60k notes
#2:
Blasphemous Rumors from Redmond, Washington – 14k notes
#3:
Grandpa from Pontiac, Michigan – 7k notes
#4:
Just a Little Girl from Los Lunas, New Mexico – 6k notes
#5:
Amasing from Savannah, Georgia – 5k notes
The 2022 Comedy Wildlife Photography competitors are up! Voting is closed and winners are going to be announced in about a week, but in the meantime you can enjoy all the funniest finalists here.
[ID: A series of comedic wildlife photos featuring a levitating squirrel, a bear being attacked by a fish and a bear cub that seems to be waving at the camera, a raccoon appearing to smile and wave as well, two penguins one of which appears to be headless, a lion colliding face-first with a tree, an owl mid-jump from one stump to another, and some kind of wild ungulate being chased by a large bird, but shot in such a way that it looks like he is preparing for takeoff with his wings.]
austimpowerz
THIS WILL PROTECT US
Me: "Would this be appropriate material for the blog?"
Also me: "No."
Shout out to the ten primate species, four bat species, elephant shrews, and the Cairo spiny mouse. Nobody else gets it
here you are sweetie