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Ugly Disappointing Animals

@disgustinganimals / disgustinganimals.tumblr.com

This is a place where I explain to animals and interested humans what they already know, disgusting animals need to stop popping up on the internet. They know what they did.

love is knowing that you are really good at performing animal sounds. wisdom is knowing you don't actually know the sounds of every animal. between the two my life flows.

Omfg I don't know moo deng I have other hippo friends and they don't all know each other stop asking

sorry i haven't posted in ages i (1) probably have undiagnosed ADHD which explains the whole blog tbqh and (2) am also beginning a long journey of self-discovery and expression that only tangentially involves disgusting animals.

Have a not-disgusting animal tax.

This cute platypus 

I fully understand why westerners thought the platypus was a hoax at first. I’m looking at a real live one moving around and it STILL looks fake.

The one thing that could have made them sound any more made up would have been if you said the boys have secret viper fangs that can absolutely fuck you up with venom, and they do, on their goddamn feet.

cursed platypus facts: * five (5) X chromosomes * only the left ovary works * produces milk but has no nipples. the mother just kind of sweats milk out their chest. nature is beautiful * was nearly called the “duckmole” * swims with its weird fish eyes and ears closed, hunting entirely by electroreception * born with teeth, but then they fall out

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That beak looks fucking glued on

AND it glows in the dark now too.

( well, ok glows under UV light but STILL. It has no reason to)

Seriously why do these things use elastic and not something easier to adjust and safer for the cosplayer? Tragic. Barely usable.