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Here to talk and stuff

@disguisedcattos

Tbh I'm just here to follow nsfw stuff and some sfw stuff. I'm a male so yknow don't send me dick pics and please treat girls better thanks

Tumblr truly is the town square where peasants gather to celebrate when bad things happen to the nobility

the Suez Canal gets blocked and loses billionaires thousands in trade money?

the (British) queen’s evil boytoy finally dies at the age of 99?

Reddit users make hedge fund managers lose tons of money through Gamestop Stonks? 

say what you will about this place but I almost never see anyone posting about “how you shouldn’t celebrate anyone’s death, ever.” Like, did you meet Margaret Thatcher? lmao

Ok but why are the guys dicks erect?

Your honor, let the record reflect I did NOT notice everyone was hard af in this picture, I didn’t even think to look

It just goes to show that you should always double-check how horny everyone is in your medieval art you use for memes on the internet before posting them

My bad

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me and my partner have been obsessed with the unhinged insanity of this video for the last day. I can’t stop thinking about it.

I can feel parts of my body shutting down in self-defense while watching this. The amount of damage food like this does should be criminalized. The sheer amount of dairy in it alone is a capital crime.

I’m reblogging this to find it to use as an appetite suppressant in future.

it just keEPS GOING

Can we talk about this video and how I CAN NOT.

…the fuck.

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The “And One More Thing” quality of this reminds me of the Taco Town SNL sketch

i think what makes this one special is how long into the video it remains credibly edible. like “oh it’s pulled chicken. oh, chicken tacos. chicken tacos in a pizza shape? okay sour cream goes with tacos, the mayo’s weird but. hey wait what are you doing with those frying ingredients”

Wow…