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i love my potato children

@disenfranchisedchads / disenfranchisedchads.tumblr.com

only potatoes ples

What this means is, that ever single one of the following

  • Jack Be Nimble (who jumped over burning candles for fun)
  • Jack the Giant Killer (who sold his cows for magic beans then robbed and killed a giant)
  • Stingy Jack (who tricked the devil so many times he was banned from both afterlives)
  • Jack of Jack and Jill (who splattered his head open falling down a hill)
  • Jack o’ Lantern (the headless horseman spirit of halloween)
  • Jack Frost (the spirit who heralds the end of autumn and the start of winter)

Are literally the same jackass who made so many bad life choices he ended up an immortal ice dullahan with a pumpkin serving as both his head and flashlight

but what an incredible journey he had getting there

He’s Ye Olde Florida Man

hey no you can still click directly to reblogs you just cant hit the blogs name. you have to hit the space around it

this area. if you hover over it it gives a visual cue and you are sent to the reblog. if you hit the user it sends you to their blog directly

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i noticed my burnout comic was making rounds but the full comic is no longer available after the collegehumor website went offline…. so here it is!!!

i wrote/drew this back in 2018 when i was struggling w hella burnout and depression. i hope everyone is taking care of themselves :3

Hi everyone! Sorry to push this out there again, but I could really use some help still! I still need help paying my medical bills and helping my father out and would greatly appreciate any contributions and sharing! My pay has gone down and all my expenses have gone up, so I'm having a much harder time than I was before. Please share this or donate if you can!

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Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits of of mountainsides. They crave that mineral.

Why is this back on my dash in 2018

Why is this back on my dash in the year of our tormentor 2021?

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real tumblr veterans know this isnt even the ORIGINAL crave that mineral post, it’s a repost by the randy your sticks person because the OP of the true original supported child slavery and practiced therapy without a license

this post is a time capsule