Dark headcanon about Regent! Hux and Kylo Amidala:
(The following words might make you feel uncomfortable)
* Naboo is getting more corrupted day by day due to the corruption of officials and the ignorance of the queen, senator Kylo Amidala. The citizens’ lives become extremely hard.
* Kylo Amidala is known for being a young tyrant. People hate him so much that even want to eat him alive. But actually his power has been elevated since he was a child
* As an ambitious politician, Armitage Hux, the general of First Order, grasps the opportunity to infer in Naboo’s internal affairs. Claiming the revitalization of the royal family, he kills all his political opponents and gets many allies . Hux gradually takes control of the army ——then the whole planet.
* And senator Amidala of cuz
* Hux controls him by drugs, power and sex. Kylo becomes his puppet, a lovely toy.
* Kylo Amidala is so spoiled that he can hardly do anything himself except killing people and having sex
*He can not even brush his own teeth. So when he finds Hux buries all his servants alive to “cut down the expense” in a morning, he cries out loud, sitting in bed helplessly.
* Even though Hux still forces him to dress in luxuriant gowns and put make up on. Senator Amidala needs to look perfect at meetings. Nothing should be wrong
* Hux still calls Kylo “your majesty”
* Even when he is fucking Kylo without any tenderness or injecting acid into Kylo’s vein
* Kylo tries to kill Hux with force for several times but fails because now he can’t live without Hux, like literally.
* When Kylo Amidala is tripping, sometimes he would ask Hux for a hug ——“Help me, Hux. Help me.”
* Hux holds the crying queen tight. “Your majesty,” He says, stroking Kylo’s hair，“I will always by your side.”
My favorite part of the last Jedi is that every time Kylo Ren does something petty, Luke is there to one up him, like no I am the elder male Skywalker therefore I get to be the dramatic one you little sith
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bathrooms and their purposes 2010s edition
the bathroom in ur parents house: hiding from ur parents, trying on ur first binder, acting on self destructive tendencies n then covering urself in toilet paper like a mummy and putting on baggy black clothes b4 going back out and acting like uve just done a a 15 minute hair treatment juice cleanse
five guys: excusing urself from the party to go sit on the floor and have a depessive episode quietly as if ur tryna keep up appearances even tho every1 in the bathroom can see ur leg poking out under the cubicle door
macdonold: getting changed in th morning when uve been sleeping rough or to have a half hour of peace away from ur parents bc ur bedroom is the couch and mcdonolsd has the same 3 tunes on repeat from 5am -7:30 which feeds ur mania one of them being that fuckin thing from 2006 thats like oh baby please dont let me go ooo baby please domt lemme goo o babey plese dont lemme goo o baby no no no nooo just that for 2 and a half hours u are extremely awake
public bathroom @ the park: reading fine literature and hiding from ur gym teacher in year 9 otherwise it's for sleeping
uni bathroom: correcting racist graffiti and stealing toilet paper bc u cant afford to be in uni why did u come here
burger king: 🅱anic attack
public underground toilet on ur main street: nvm that's been renovated into a hipster bar
that line of bushes round the back of the uni you're currently suspended from overlooking the train tracks: pissing
“I am new to the Moomins. What is it? Where do I start?”
Recently I received a lot of asks. I tried to do a mini moomin guide and I hope it will be usefull. :) If you want others informations, feel free to send me a private message!
How tf do u cope with the “I wanna do something I’m bored” but nothing ‘sounds good’ and you know you won’t be able to focus so u just end up wandering around the house frustrated and bored
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one day you will wake up refreshed, drink coffee and be able to read a book the same way you did when you were little. you will have a cat who curls up to sleep on your lap or a playful dog who is happy to see you. you will be the kindest you can be, listening to stories, and checking up on people often. you will make pancakes in the morning and decorate your abode with plants, your old paintings and cozy cushions. you will fill photo albums with blurry photos of your new friends and road trips and summery evenings. you will visit your favorite bakery and library often, and keep in touch with people you love. things won’t be perfect, but you’ll be at peace with yourself and you will be in love with life again.
Being a daughter is like *apologizes to your mother even though she's never apologized to you*
Me: *feels bad about something I said when I was angry a minute ago and apologizes*
My mother, after I tell her what she did to me was fucked up and it makes me feel like shit to this day: that didn't even happen
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No I’m not sad I’m *stays up all night listening to hole* *stays up all night listening to hole* *stays up all night listening to hole* *stays up all night listening to hole* *stays up all night listening to
I'm sick and tired of people trying to make Courtney Love into a villian, actually I'm tired of rock fandoms habbit of turning nearly ALL women who dare to come into the lives of their make rock icons as attention whores, talentless, starfuckers or otherwise. For as much as people used to and continue to tear Courtney apart as a person it's funny how every nirvanna shirt wearing douchebag with a guitar forgets that she tried to warn people about Harvey Weinstein in the early 00's she wrote about rape and objectification as well as other issues that hit close to women but especially women with mental illness in a way very few did while it's obvious Courtney had mental issues we are more than willing to mock and exhile her for those as well if Courtney was a man she would be thought of as an inspiration a rock God of the 90's like her husband but due to the stigma surrounding not only women with mental illness but also women in rock she is mocked and I'm sick of it. Women in music deserve your respect just as much as any man does female artists are not jokes they are not novelties and they are not for you to objectify or demonize based on sole virtue of gender
this is so salty and I feel it on a spiritual level