gaslighting is literally the solution to guillermo's problem. he just needs to one day be like "thank you so much for making me into a vampire last night nandor :D" and stick extremely hard to that bit, unshakeably

Shaved my head today

@staff @wip @engineering stop recommending me this post 

“based on your likes”

i’ve literally hit “NOT FOR ME” 6 times and you keep showing me BALD

STOP

look at my head boy

Prehistonic the hedgehog

sonic fandom canonically the first and oldest video game fandom

Beautiful non-gendered language

All Square Enix pre rendered cutscenes look like this

can we please start sexualizing derpina again i hate that stupid fucking wojak egirl

can we all go outside and lay back on the ground and stare deeply into the sky above for so long that we become convinced that getting up again could send us falling up and away into the vast infinite blue

This comment made me shift my perspective on Zelda, no joke. I’ve always been annoyed (and still am) that there isn’t a game where you actually play as Zelda, but this does a nice job of showing WHY she’s always getting attacked first, and why Ganon/Demise are always defeated not long after Link reunites with her: she’s the true source of power to defeat them.

Haunting the Narrative Round 1

Haunting the narrative means that the character’s absence heavily impacts the plot. They’re not present when their influence is most strongly felt, whether they’re alive or dead!

The death of Jason Todd was and is Batman's greatest failure. He was Robin, he was Batman's kid sidekick, he was Bruce Wayne's adopted son, and yet Batman failed to save him, something that haunts him to this day, even after Jason eventually came back from the dead. Jason's case is, I feel, uniquely handled in that even his return doesn't erase the emotional impact that his death had on his entire family. Batman after Jason's death is Batman at his worst, and he doesn't even make an attempt to get better until Tim Drake forces his way into Wayne Manor to take up the Robin mantle with the express intention of dragging the old man to whatever the Bat equivalent of therapy is. Even after that, Batman and the Batfamily after "A Death in the Family" is a very different beast than what they were before Jason died, and nothing, not even Jason coming back from the dead, will ever change that.

jason todd haunting the narrative so hard that even when he came back that shit was still haunted

I really appreciate how every week I reblog this, a different person interacts it. Tuesday light me up speaks to all of us at different times.

bloodborne wiki pages (1/?)

Fuck I forgot about this post

“give up” is right

don’t forget snake map

no offense to anyone personally but I think we are way too used to and comfortable with weekly releases and if that wasn’t already bad enough, it seems like most of you aren’t even patient enough to wait for the official release date my point is this industry moves way too quickly

ok so there’s a game me and my friends play called “don’t get me started” and basically someone gives another person a random topic and they have to go on an angry rant about it and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to us at parties and car rides so I highly recommend playing sometimes with your friends

I love this idea. We used to do things like this in Improv.

Related game: “THINK ABOUT IT.” You’re given a random topic, and your job is to build it into an epic conspiracy theory, the crazier the better. You end your rant with a serious face and the command that your listeners “Think about it.” 

Another related game: Illuninati. Similar to Think About It except you are given 2 completely different topics and you have to connect them to each other in a wild conspiracy rant

Rb to safe an awkward hang out

me and my friends play “World’s Greatest Expert” where one of the other players says “Hey, I heard you’re the world’s greatest expert on ____” and you have to give an in depth (and probably completely false) lecture about the thing you’re the greatest expert on. Other players are allowed to ask you questions.

The version I learned was ‘Ah Yes’ in which someone gives you a work of art or famous landmark and you go “Ah Yes, the ____” in a posh accent while making up the most wildly inaccurate history of the topic. Bonus points for how hard everyone laughs.

Some people have "fuck you" money. You know, that amount you have in the bank where you can look at someone, say "fuck you, I quit" or "fuck you, I'm leaving" or anything like that.

This has now taught me that some people have "fuck you" time. and I could not be any happier with this knowledge.

wooing him with an evening of watching movies on wikipedia and then winding down for the night with a bout of googling "(word) etymology"

Tumblr Code.

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: ”17 cocks”

always reblog tumblr identification

this post makes me want to gouge my eyes out

im laughins so hard who changed it

WHO TF EDITED THE SHOELACE POST

No seriously the edit function has been gone for years who did this