The hunger

shoutout to hedonism. get naked and eat cheese

Security I

We have to do something about the distances

i love logging in from a new device and receiving an email about it makes me feel like i'm trying to enter some vip fancy building and when they stop me at security i go "actually... I Own The Place"

*me reaping* i know i for sure did not sow this much no way all this was me

How to spoon:

What

HOW TO SPOON

tucks you in and kisses your forehead then shows you my knuckle tats that say SEEP TITE

when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow

starting a collection

You don’t have to have a heart to know that Hart Hanson is a visionary. 

This is really how most DND encounters get solved, honestly

you WISH you were eating sweet mulberries from a stranger’s overgrown tree at twilight in a silent neighborhood

why is this getting notes. i was just bragging about my evening it was meant to be like a 2-3 note post with nothing but likes from mutuals

Politely, you did post something quiet and sweet on the yearning website

ok that one’s on me

(consumed with lust voice) omg what a fucking weirdo

Tumblr already has a personalization algorithm it's called my beloved mutuals who have great taste and only wish to psychologically damage me sometimes

I need my Scooby snacked :\

will you just let me be silly for a sec. there's this dread so ancient in me