@discosweat on Tumblr

had to be there i guess

No it still works. “EYE can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one” as in his other eye. It’s dry, but also shows delivery is as important now as it was 4,000 years ago

#maybe idk sue me

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unstablecryptid

Group cock swordfighting starts in 10 minutes

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leerings

joan-deactivated20230204

nobody on this site is ever ever EVER going to top running a blog dedicated entirely to posting cute pics of sweet old dogs in a shelter for a year and gradually becoming one of the most recognized blogs on the website, then without warning dropping “i just want to get dicked down again =/” with 0 explanation and abandoning the blog. not deleting it, not explaining anything, just leaving the whole thing as a monument. fucking flawless posting. literally the best of all time.

justahumblememefarmer

Don’t forget the absolute cherry on top that was reaching out to the actual dog shelter to tell them their tumblr account got hacked, only for them to say, “We’ve never had a tumblr account”

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leerings

old-friends-senior-dog-sanctuary

I just want to get dicked down again =/

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mugsby

alter-koker

YES. may i introduce you to the estée lauder froggy perfume compacts

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thrussy

beetledrink

my family fucked up my life by using spoonerisms interchangeably with their true phrase counterparts since before i was born and now i can’t escape from instinctively saying shit like “im gonna shake a tower”

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