waking up after only 5 hours of sleep getting ready for a job that sucks the life out of me: at least i'm bisexual
Public transit be like your bus is due .....now! ........now! .....any second now.......okay now! Just kidding uhh..............now! Okay itll be 17 minutes ☺️ hope that helps. Aw shit we sent the invisible bus again
waters so amazing because you can drink it really sloppy style and like spill it all over yourself and it doesnt even leave a stain. you dont even have to wash it out/ . because its already washed
Thanks for hanging out with me! Was I cool? did you like me? What do you think of me in detail? Do you hate me?
it’s so funny tht on here i’m like, mostly a normie while irl i’m consistently the weirdest person in the room at almost any given time. i’m like between two worlds., too normal for online but too weird for real life… i’m like junkrat from riverdale i don’t fit in
trying to organise plans in your mid 20s feels like trying to arrange a political summit during a civil war
would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no
Stretching isn't enough I need my spine removed and repeatedly cracked like a whip
spilling a drink is one of the deepest pains imaginable. the loss of delicious liquids. the knowledge your adult ass needs a little no-spill baby sippy cup. now you have to clean instead of enjoy your delicious beverage and pray that the ants dont discover youre a god damn fool
having food residue on your fingers while eating with your hands is another one of gods little tests (i have sensory issues)
being in yr 20s is like every day is a Try Not To Spend 40$ Challenge and i keep losing
