saying gay people don’t exist because you’re not gay is like saying dogs don’t exist because you’re not a dog just because you aren't something, doesn't mean that it isn't real
move your finger back and forth so it looks like the cat is following it
This is more entertaining than it should be.
This is why I love Tumblr.
two hours later i click reblog
five hours later i click reblog
It’s more fun if you move a quarter of a second before the cat does so it looks like it has a shitty reaction time
We’re almost there guys
I’ve been mentally ill for so long now that sometimes I don’t even realise how bad it is anymore
Like I sit here with my anxiety bubbling away for no reason and I’m like ‘this is fine’
And I’m considering suicide like ‘this is normal’
I isolate myself constantly like ‘how am I going to avoid everyone today’
And I walk around in a dissociated state, not remember what I’ve done each day thinking ‘it must be Halloween soon’ even though its April
This is my 'norm’ and that’s why I feel like I’m never going to recover
This post is a year old now and it’s still as relevant as ever
me: i hate boys boy: *slightly pays attention to me* me: 😩😩😍😍💦
For all my plus size girls
- Coconut oil is great for boob sweat
- Essential oils/Deodorant for thigh chafing
- Crop tops? WEAR THAT
- Wanna ride his/her face? Do it. They’re grown. They will find a way to breathe.
- Afraid to have sex with the lights on? Girl, they knew what they signed up for, flaunt them stretch marks. Guarantee you that your confidence will turn them on even more
- Double chin troubles? Search for contouring videos on youtube
- Trouble with confidence? Walk with your shoulders back and your head high, I promise you it works
-Scared to eat in fear of judgment? Please eat, they’re probably not paying you any attention and if they are? Fuck em
- Worried about if you could get away with wearing that? Well I’m telling you that you CAN
And last but not least important, ALWAYS remember:
-YOU FUCKING PRETTY, BITCH
one day the louvre will thank me for this free advertising
Democritus (via fyp-philosophy)
REBLOG IF YOU ARE ONLINE AND YOU ALWAYS FOLLOW BACK .
This is the most unique one I've seen, please yes.
BRO
now you guys can finally take dick pics
me, after socializing: i think that went well brain: really hoe…lmao okay where do we start
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Please, please, please, even if you’re not Canadian, I’m begging you to pay attention to what is happening in Canada.
Our current Prime Minister has committed election fraud at least three times. He considers missing and murdered indigenous women a non-issue, he’s cutting funding to schools, to social security, he’s shut down parliament because things weren’t going his way, he keeps a stranglehold on scientists so that he can keep denying global warming, he’s taken Canada out of the Kyoto Protocol, and he’s pushed dozens of new laws and amendments to limit freedom of speech and protest.
PLEASE pay attention to Canada. We can’t handle another four years of him, socially financially or internationally. If the international community is paying attention, we might stand a chance.


