[Gif description: Series of gifs in which Marisha struggles with various writing utensils.

/end description]

sam: that's right, fellow cast members. you're going to give me a haircut, using this map of my head--

laura, immediately: NO!

okay but this might actually be more insane than the eldermancy drink. genuinely, one of the most insane things sam has ever done on camera

[ID: Sam Riegel shaving a line into the side of his head with an electric razor. He has a vinyl ring patterned with ducks in water fastened around his neck to catch the fallen hair. A picture of his own face is in front of him with different sections numbered, indicating places he is willing to shave. /end]

psyduck

[ID: An illustration of the pokemon psyduck floating on its back in a pond at night, surrounded by stars reflected in the water. Text at the bottom reads, "Using psychokinesis gives it a headache, so it normally passes the time spacing out and doing as little as possible." /end ID]

he’s been there the whole time

[Image Description: three drawings of sam reich from game changer. he is a man with round glasses, short hair and a beard. he is drawn in his signature pinstripe suit. in the first drawing he's prone with his head hanging as he says "...cambridge, massachusetts...". in the second drawing he is holding his pointer aloft and speaking. in the last drawing he is hunched over his rainbow shaped podium with a grumpy expression. End Description]

[ID: a photograph of a cluster of tabletop gaming dice arranged in a square on a white surface. The dice are colored in different shades of red, orange, yellow and green with numbers inked in gold and silver. Many of them are clear or translucent and have bits if glitter. End ID]

Keyleth’s Timeless Body: You have become so connected to nature and the essence of renewal.

Beau’s Timeless Body: You have reached peak enlightenment where the physical no longer affects you.

Laudna’s Timeless Body: WELL Y'AIN’T GETTIN’ ANY DEAD-ER!

glenn close

Image Description: a screencap of a tweet that reads: im sorry but Person With Gun In Magic Setting will never nit be the funniest shit ever [end image description]

shes right u know

[ID: Digital painting of Phoenix Wright and his daughter Trucy. They are standing on a balcony overlooking the city at night. Both have their backs to the viewer, but Phoenix turns to look at her with an affectionate smile. Trucy's expression is partially obscured, but she is smiling with her eyes closed. Phoenix says, "I love you baby." Trucy replies, "I'm very lovable daddy," and he responds, "Yup." /end]

[ID: A still from Hook (1991) of one of the lost boys addressing Tinkerbell, edited to add the text, "Phoenix Wright's gots kids?" /end]

shes right u know

[ID: Digital painting of Phoenix Wright and his daughter Trucy. They are standing on a balcony overlooking the city at night. Both have their backs to the viewer, but Phoenix turns to look at her with an affectionate smile. Trucy's expression is partially obscured, but she is smiling with her eyes closed. Phoenix says, "I love you baby." Trucy replies, "I'm very lovable daddy," and he responds, "Yup." /end]

“i could fix him” “i could make him worse” well DONT im trying to study him and your tampering would completely throw off my results

[ID: The Plague Doctor from Darkest Dungeon 2, holding a round glass corked vial as if preparing to throw it. There is a speech bubble leading to the original post. /end]

Image description: a Critical Role meme. It's the thumbnail image from episode 140, with Taliesin, Travis and Laura standing close together in action poses. Travis looks directly at the viewer. Text reads: "There are many benefits to casting Marine Layer." End description.

(Insp.)

[ID: Four images from Game Changer. The first is a shot of Sam standing by the screen; the prompt reads “The Tooth Fairy Fucks Up The Whole Routine.” The next three shots are of Zac behind his podium. He raises his arms out like wings, purses his lips as he looks down at an imaginary child, and then bares his teeth as he says “Give me your teeth.” End ID.]

[ID: Four gifs of Orym’s sending stone message to Dorian. Orym is played by Liam, who is wearing a grey tshirt and sitting solemnly at the Critical Role table.

Orym: Hey. Yios bound. Found them, their killers. Bigger than we thought. Real rough, Dorian. Eshteross is dead. Glad you’re not here. Wish you were anyway. 

End ID.]