popping my back isnt enough i need to be picked up and slammed against the wall like a wet trout
You know how when you use a bendy straw you pull the bendy part up before you bend it? I want someone to do that to my spine.
unshrimp me back please
Yes yes yes yes yes… bendy straw and glow stick treatment please
Winnie the Pooh and a Day for Eeyore (1983) dir. Rick Reinert
about fucking time
Reblog to give the prev person some dopamine.
whatever souls are made of, yours and mine are the same (insult)
mirror traps by hera lindsay bird
The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (1977) dir. John Lounsbery and Wolfgang Reitherman
BOMBSHELL (2019) dir. Jay Roach THE GRAY MAN (2022) dir. Joe Russo and Anthony Russo
Pedro Pascal as Joel Miller in THE LAST OF US (2023-) S01E01 | “When You’re Lost in the Darkness”
Star Trek craft book, I am begging you to describe this craft project in literally any other combination of words
...UM. :)
(h/t @thistlewhistler)
Don’t mind me…I’m just thinking about how spiders are naturally talented and skilled weavers and they know how to weave their webs and even make functional, stylish homes and nests and whatnot.
So maybe that’s why Spider-Man knows how to sew his suits. He inherited that trait from the spider and just instinctively know how to weave his suits. Maybe. That’s my explanation for it.
Aunt May: You're buying an awful lot of yarn lately. Are you making something?
Peter, who after getting bit by a spider has felt an inescapable need to knit and now his room is covered head to toe in yarn: Nope. It's just new hobby.
yknow what. i complained a lot about how it was unrealistic to suddenly know how to put together stretch knits and a perfectly fitting, absolute banger of a suit, but this is an explanation i’ll gladly accept
