y’all: peter was able to stop bucky’s fist in civil war bc bucky heard peter’s voice, realized he was a child, then weakened his punch bc he was so worried about hurting a child uwu

me, eating pistachios: y’all know peter can canonically lift up to 75 tons, right. y’all know bucky’s fist is easy as hell for peter to block, right. y’all know bucky didn’t know shit about peter being a child and was just shocked that someone was able to so easily block his punch, right. y’all know that, right.

naw fuck that bucky’s punches aren’t easy to block, it’s WAY funnier if peter blocked a full force punch from bucky, who only a few seconds later realizes he’s a kid as soon as peter opens his mouth

that’s the face of a man who went from “holy shit he blocked my punch?” to “holY SHiT a 12 YEARoLD BLOCKED mY PUNCH???” in 3 seconds flat.

Next second is “i triED TO PUNCH A CHILD”

i physically can’t scroll past this post

Marshae Jones was shot in 2018 during an argument. She was 5-months pregnant at the time and the trauma ended the pregnancy. While charges were dropped against the shooter, the survivor, Marshae Jones is now being charged with manslaughter for starting the argument. Black and indigenous women are almost always the first targets of policies that attempt to steal autonomy over their own bodies from women. Marshae is clearly the victim in this situation, yet she now faces a hefty prison sentence for being shot. She is being held on a $50,000 bail. This is absolutely disgusting, and we must end both the system of cash bail and the prison industrial complex that seeks to criminalize black, brown, and working class white people at every opportunity. #SayHerName

SIGNAL BOOST: Don’t just be alarmed. We can help Marshae Jones make bail by giving to the Yellow Hammer Fund, a reproductive justice organization in Alabama. “Losing a pregnancy should never be criminalized. Donate at paypal.me/yellowfund or yellowhammerfund.org with the note MARSHAE. #reprojustice #reproductivejustice”

I learned a lot about essay writing in high school and now I barely use it in college, so I thought I would share some of the tips I learned with y’all

just as a disclaimer, these are the basics that I learned in high school. always make sure to talk with your teacher / professor if they have specific guidelines or requirements for an essay (especially if it’s an academic / scientific paper). also, please don’t forget to cite your sources !!

happy writing !!

In Defense of Loki (Masterpost)

Since Tumblr mobile is a little bitch and won’t let people navigate to custom pages, I’ve decided to convert my Ragnarok Sucks compendium to a masterpost version for mobile access. So here we go.

One part of demonstrating this betrayal by Taika Waititi, Chris Hemsworth, and Marvel Studios will be to explicitly detail who Loki had shown himself to be from his introduction in Thor (2011) through to The Avengers (2012) and finally Thor: The Dark World. We will also be directly contrasting this Loki with the Loki of Waititi’s Thor: Ragnarok, so as to illustrate that these are not different facets of one individual person, but rather Waititi’s “Loki” is often in direct conflict with the Loki that Tom Hiddleston and Kenneth Branagh built from the ground up.

Additionally, we will be looking at direct quotes from Tom Hiddleston, Taika Waititi, Chris Hemsworth and President of Marvel Studios, Kevin Feige, on the precise nature of where Loki has come from and how his experiences have shaped who he has become.

So, without further ado, let us begin.

The Odinsons: An Asgardian Soap Opera

New Brother, Who Dis?

Everything Wrong With Ragnarok

A+ Meta

On Thor & Loki’s Broken Relationship and Odin’s A+ Parenting

Loki: Villain or Victim?

How Hero™/Villain™ Coding Robs Your Critical Thinking Skills

With All Due Respectful Disrespect: Taika Waititi F%#(ing Sucks

The medical community on literally every female specific health issue ever: “very common condition” “no known cause” “no known cure” :))))))

What the fuck is tumblr? Like honestly what is this? Do you guys pull shit out of the inner most depths of your rectum and then just throw it on your keyboard and have it turn into a post???? This site is something else what the fuck is wrong with you people????!?!?

Endemetriosis

Vaginal Thrush

Menorrhagia

Polycystic Ovary Syndrome

Fibroids

Very common conditions, causes are unknown or only speculated, long term cures have not been found. Most can cause chronic pain or discomfort, all can seriously impact your quality of life.

Men are so damn privileged they can’t even imagine female bodies have different healthcare needs than theirs and that our healthcare needs are important even if they can’t be affected by one of these conditions.

Endometriosis causes excruciating pain and is a leading cause of infertility. Thrush is extremely uncomfortable, and expensive to treat repeatedly; over-the-counter preparations rarely completely eradicate it. Menorrhagia, which I have, makes you anæmic. PCOS causes hormonal symptoms that are socially difficult (facial hair, acne, hair loss, weight gain). Fibroids are so common, and are often treated with a hysterectomy.

Add in fibromylgia, which affects 8x as many women as men, as well as lupus (and almost any other autoimmune condition), systemic exertion intolerance disorder (SEID), iron deficiency anæmia (all of which affect more women than men), and you have well over 25% of childbearing-age women globally living with chronic pain and tiredness.

Chronic pain is overwhelmingly experienced by women, and women are less likely to be taken seriously or given treatment by medical professionals. I went through two years of diagnostics to finally find out I had occipital neuralgia; I felt doubted when I described my pain at every step of the way, but was lucky to have a partner who was persistent in helping me get treatment.

Basically, this is a huge problem, and also one of the reasons I have been considering medical school.

Don’t forget that most pharmaceuticals go to market without ever having been tested on people with a uterus, lest someone get pregnant… seriously that is the whole rationale behind not testing >50% of the population. This has been legislated against in some countries, but still persists in the of majority drug development because of other regulations, and traditions and laziness. The use of a drug is of course monitored in the population after release, but the people “trying” it in this capacity get none of the insurance, close and regular medical examination or monetary benefit of essentially being in a late stage drug trial. Drugs that are pulled from market after release are sometimes done so on the basis that the dosage is just too high for females/afab people and this is, of course, after they’ve experienced the adverse affects. 

This is why if you get pregnant your doctor will take you off basically any and all medication you’re taking (including mental health medication, can’t imagine any implications/dire consequences there), not because they know it will have an adverse affect on the foetus but because they have no idea. How wonderfully kind of them to prioritise the health and life of an unborn foetus over that of a living person, let’s just hope they don’t become ill whilst pregnant. How charmingly logical it is that they wouldn’t even bother to test drugs in people with a uterus because it’s all too difficult and gosh, darn what an ethical conundrum we’ve been faced with, let’s just not! Which is so in the spirit of capital S, Science!  

Sources: Nature, Nature, Medscape, Biomedcentral.

Indeed, the issue is so severe that, in many cases, folks with uteruses are routinely told that their diseases and disorders are not, in fact, disorders at all, and are just a normal part of having a uterus.

Take menstrual cramps, for example. Everybody knows that cramps are a normal part of menstruation, and that virtually all people who menstruate experience them throughout their lives, right?

Except that’s not right at all.

Yes, it’s true that about two-thirds of individuals who menstruate begin to experience menstrual pain during adolescence, but it’s basically a side effect of puberty, and normally subsides by your late teens. Only about 20-40% of menstruating adults experience menstrual pain on a regular basis - and according to some estimates, as much as 80% of that figure is due to undiagnosed endometriosis or some other underlying medical condition.

Yeah, roll those numbers around in your head: if you’re an adult who experiences menstrual cramps, it’s overwhelmingly likely that your pain is a symptom of some potentially serious medical condition.

And yet we tell folks it’s just a normal thing that everybody has to deal with.

Bonus round: Look up PCOS and gender identity.

Then look up PCOS and diabetes.

Ok, to show how incredibly important this post fucking is, I just looked up endometriosis and I match just about every sympton, and it would explain not just my incredibly painful periods but many other things as well. I had no idea this existed. Please, read this post and reblog this so others can learn.

I will reblog this every time because my cousin (a cis girl) went through seven years of pain without being taken seriously until SHE suggested it was endometriosis. And that’s not even unusual - that’s the average amount of time it takes between first symptoms and a diagnosis of endometriosis.

Only 20-40% of menstruating adults experience cramps???? Fuuuuuck >:[

For all the uterus wielders out there, this I do needs to be spread becuase this very dismissal of women is why women are overwhelmingly the majority of alternative (and even less effective) “medicine” users, becuase they have justifiable lack of faith in typical medicine.

heatwave!

For anyone living in Europe: the first heatwave of the season is forecast for tomorrow, and will likely stretch until Friday. Please stay safe.

If you or people you know are experiencing the following symptoms

call an ambulance. 

I love this exchange because it exposes Thor and Loki’s different approach to monarchy, and reveals Thor’s privilege in an interesting way–through his naivety. 

I’ve seen a number of fics, headcanons, etc. where Thor does away with Asgard’s monarchy, and I want to make it clear that I’m not trying to delegitimize that idea, but within the MCU Thor’s a pretty devout monarchist. Clear example: When fighting Hela, he takes it as a given that someone must rule.

Thor and Loki are both monarchists in the MCU, but I think they approach ruling from a Plato-esque position. Rulers are trained from birth. They possess the skills necessary to effectively lead society (rather than being selected based on their ability to win elections, the size of their army, or divinely appointed). Yes, Loki claims at several points that the throne is his birthright, but Loki didn’t really want the throne. The “throne” is a stand-in for approval, acceptance, autonomy, and safety. Therefore, I don’t believe Loki views the literal job of being king as a divine right.

Thor realized over the course of the MCU that ruling is not a responsibility he particularly wants (I don’t believe most aspects of the job ever appealed to him), which likely contributes to what I believe is Thor’s unique position: That “ruler” is an important job in society, as are all or most jobs in society. This means that Thor doesn’t think the job he’s been trained for is any more or less important than, for instance, a farmer’s. That’s where he’s clashing with Loki in the scene in Avengers, and it’s where he’s naive.

You can’t claim to have the skills to hold absolute authority over society without inherently declaring yourself above everyone. I love the delivery of Loki’s line in Avengers. He’s obviously aware of the ridiculousness of Thor’s observation. Now, Thor would never be the sort of monarch that wields absolute authority, disregarding the needs and desires of his people, but it remains the case that he does possess that power, even if he never wields it, and he does believe that someone should hold that power, provided they use it for good. Thor’s naive in that he’s confusing being a good king (one that values his subjects and wants them to thrive) with not think yourself above others. Those aren’t the same, and he only believes they’re the same because he’s only ever been the crown prince. He’s never been in a position to recognize that there’s an inherent contradiction in the sentence, “My subjects are my equals.” 

Cartoon!Loki: We’re losing. We have to go, Thor.

Cartoon!Thor: You’re a coward, Loki. The Guardians of the Galaxy will stay and fight with me.

Cartoon!Quill: Nah, bro, we’re outta here, too. Don’t be stupid.

Me:

The Guardians of the Galaxy cartoon knows what’s up.

Also, they all told Loki that he could be good and a trickster, like them, and I squealed like a fool.

“Also, they all told Loki that he could be good and a trickster, like them, and I squealed like a fool.”

Me too! :)))) I really enjoyed these two moments in gotg 3x22!

I gotta watch this. Also I think Loki would fit better with gotg than thor.

Could someone please find a link?

why is it not more wellknown that women can have an actual literal disorder that not rarely makes them literally suicidal for up to 10 days every month before their period lmao like… teach this in class? it’s not a joke?

Wait what??

here here here (there’s more sites saying the same thing)

it’s called PMDD (Premenstrual Dysphoric Disorder) and it’s basically PMS but make it Super Hardcore, it’s a hormonal disorder and to my knowledge they’re not exactly sure what causes it - there’s theories tho - but there seems to be little research on anyway. As I said it’s similar to PMS in terms of symptoms [mood swings, lethargy, cramps, changed sleeping pattern, libido, appetite] but the symptoms get so severe that they are interfering with your daily life and impacting it negatively. Especially in terms of psychological symptoms, it doesn’t go that far for everyone who has it and not every month but a lot of the people who experience it are sent into a severe depressive episode beause of it and it’s really not rare at all for them to experience legitimate suicidal thoughts because of it that go away the second they get their period (or up to two days in from what I’ve read).

I’ve read different claims on how many people it affecte, some sources say 5%, other 8%, others say 2% so I don’t know about that, but menstruating people need to know this lmao. Not knowing that your suicidality is caused by a literal physical disorder that you have can be so dangerous, especially when you already struggle with such issues anyway or are trying to recover from mental illness and don’t realize that your “relapses” are symptoms of an actual disorder.

also I originally said women but of course this applies to menstruating trans men and nb folks too.

above? correct. Up to 2 days into your period, yes. And then Puff! Gone!

the good news is, the treatment can be really straightforward and usually works very effectively and quickly. Anti-depressants focused on producing or whatever serotonin. 

didn’t do solve the lethargy, cramps, changed sleeping patterns, etc, but the recurring depression?? GONE THANK FUCK. Only ordinary depression now it seems, resilient, sure, but under control and responding.

so if your goddamn fucking period is getting in the way of your life, almost 3 weeks out of 4, you might be suffering from Pre Menstrual Syndrome Dysphoria!! Do tell your doc, because there’s a treatment for that!

curses

“do you believe in curses, mr. stark?” peter asked one day, sitting on the edge of the terrace. his voice sounded wistful, sad.

there was a trace of something else in his voice that tony couldn’t quite identify. not until later would he recognize it as fear.

“I don’t know, pete,” tony replied carefully, mulling his response. “as a man of science I want to say no. but sometimes..” he sighed, “I have to wonder.”

peter nodded thoughtfully and seemed to accept the answer. he didn’t say anything else on the topic. instead he just went back to stargazing.

“which one is that mr. stark?”

tony wanted to ask him why he had asked, what he had meant, what curse exactly he was afraid of, but instead he swallowed his questions and followed peter’s pointed finger.

“that’s sirius,” he answered, “the brightest star in the sky.”

peter nodded and leaned against tony’s side, resting his head on his shoulder. tony drew his arm around him and pulled him close.

he watched peter watch the stars. his face was turned skyward, alit with wonder as he stared into the heavens. the heavens stared back.

tony hoped the universe was on their side, but he couldn’t help the dark premonition that he and peter were not fated to exist beneath happy stars. he shivered against the cold night air and tried to convince himself that curses weren’t real.

by the time he and peter went back inside the compound, he had almost succeeded.

almost.

—

it wasn’t until a month later that peter explained himself.

“sir, it appears peter is in distress,” friday informed him. “he’s been in his suit for almost two hours and he hasn’t moved.”

“what’s the location, fri?” tony asked, already in the process of suiting up.

she sent him to a rooftop in queens.

that was how tony found himself on the top of a skyscraper at 3 am, gently approaching a masked peter.

he knew peter had to have heard him land with his enhanced senses but he didn’t turn around.

“pete?” tony asked cautiously.

peter didn’t answer. his feet dangled off the side of the building.

tony gingerly sat beside peter. he didn’t try to force anything. he was just there for him.

after a long moment peter pulled off his mask. his face was streaked with tears.

tony’s heart ached.

“it’s been two years since ben died,” peter said without looking at tony.

“it was my fault. I killed him.” he said it all so matter-of-factly, as if his blame was indisputable.

peter had told tony the basics of ben’s death before. he said that ben had been shot while trying to prevent a robbery. peter had already had his powers but he’d been paralyzed. he had seen it happen and watched him bleed out.

that was traumatic enough for any kid, but peter blamed himself for failing to stop it.

“you didn’t kill him, peter. it wasn’t your fault.”

“I should’ve done more.”

“peter.”

tony waited for peter to look at him and when peter did, his eyes were filled with anguish and guilt.

“listen to me buddy, you are a hero, okay?” he made sure peter was listening. “there was nothing you could’ve done and you can’t blame yourself. ben wouldn’t have wanted you to blame yourself. he would be proud of you.”

peter started to cry again.

“I’m proud of you.”

the words were genuine and strong. tony meant it with everything in him. he was so so proud.

tony pulled peter into a hug and peter returned it tightly. he clung to tony like he was drowning and tony was the only thing keeping him afloat.

tony finally rose to his feet, pulling peter up with him.

“ready to go home buddy?”

peter still didn’t seem quite right.

he hesitated for a moment before asking, “mr. stark, do you remember a little while ago when I asked you about curses?”

“yeah,” tony answered, tight with anticipation.

peter rocked back and forth a little on his heels, seemingly unconscious of the action. he was nervous, tony realized.

“pete?” tony prompted.

“I think I’m a curse,” he said in a small voice, finally meeting tony’s eyes. tony could tell from his demeanor that this was something that had been bothering for a while.

tony opened his mouth to reply but peter tumbled on in a rush, “ben’s the third parent I’ve had die. that’s just not normal, right? I have some kind of curse, there’s something wrong with me.”

he earnestly met tony’s gaze, “I know it sounds crazy, okay? I just- I’m scared. I don’t want anything to happen to you or may. I couldn’t handle that.”

he looked like he was on the verge of tears again. tony’s heart squeezed thinking about everything this pure, innocent boy had gone through. of course he blamed himself for all his misfortunes. of course he was scared of losing the parents he had left.

“peter,” tony looked him directly in the eye. “you’re not a curse, okay? you’re the farthest thing from a curse. you’re a blessing. you’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me and I’m sure may would agree. terrible things have happened to you, but they’re not your fault. you are not causing them. I promise.”

peter didn’t look convinced. “what if you or may get hurt because of me? like ben? or my parents? I can’t lose you guys.”

tony gave a dry chuckle even though it was anything but funny. “I promise you may and I aren’t going anywhere.”

as soon as he said it, he regretted it. you can’t promise something like that. but still, he would say anything to comfort peter.

“may is as tough as nails. she couldn’t die while you still needed her. who else would make crappy lasagne for us to eat?”

peter gave a watery laugh at that.

“and don’t worry about me. I’ll tell you a secret - I have a curse too and it cancels yours out.”

peter looked up, interested.

“I’m cursed to survive.”

tony was telling the truth. ever since yinsen in afghanistan, and even before that when his parents were killed, he’d always felt the same burden - he was destined to live when the ones he cared about died. it was what wanda had showed him in his vision and he still felt somewhere inside of him that it would be his destiny. it was a fate worse that death. he didn’t tell peter that though.

he just said, “you know how many things I’ve lived through? how many crazy, improbable things? from afghanistan to new york to sokavia and everywhere else. and I bet my curse is stronger than yours so you don’t to worry about it.”

peter studied tony for a moment. he could see it in his eyes that he wasn’t just trying to make peter feel better. tony really did believe to some degree that he was cursed. somehow it was weirdly comforting to know that peter wasn’t the only one who felt that way. it made him feel less alone.

“you’re stuck with me kid.”

peter smiled at him, “I’m okay with that.”

tony grinned back, “you ready to go home now?”

“yeah, I think so.”

“it’ll be faster if you let me carry you, spiderbaby,” tony prodded teasingly.

“I’m not a baby,” peter protested, but he relented easily, allowing tony to scoop him up.

“I know kid, I know.”

together they flew home, beneath the distant, twinkling stars.

little did they know, they were being watched by the universe. the stars above them were crossing as their fates twisted into flaming misfortune.

whose curse was stronger they wouldn’t find out until later. by then it would be too late.

—

I want to go. please mr. stark. I don’t want to go. I don’t want to go.

broken whimpers.

flailing arms. a child slamming against tony’s chest.

you’re alright.

a lie that parents tell their children.

he catches him. it’s not enough. he lowers him to the ground as he begs.

tony’s begging too but only in his head.

don’t take him. please don’t take him.

both of them are ignored.

I’m sorry.

peter meets his eyes one last time before looking away. he’s ashamed.

then he’s gone.

what was he apologizing for?

following tony onto the ship? disregarding his instructions? losing the battle? dying?

maybe all of the above.

it doesn’t matter.

no amount of apologies could fix what has happened.

tony stares at the dust.

there’s nothing left.

he’s numb. so numb.

a tear slips down his cheek. he doesn’t feel it.

“he did it.”

he looks up at the blue alien standing above him. she’s the only one left.

he can’t find his voice to reply.

there’s nothing to say anyways.

it‘s on the fiery grounds of titan that tony discovers his curse is stronger than peter’s. he doesn’t feel triumphant. he feels broken.

he wishes he died instead.

but the universe is more cruel than that.

he is cursed to survive.

it’s a fate worse than death.

—

“hey we won, mr. stark.”

he’s whimpering. his voice is quivering, shaking. he’s just barely holding back a sob.

“we won, mr. stark. we won, you did it, sir, you did it.”

tony is grey, ashy. blood trickles down his face.

peter doesn’t even see recognition in his eyes.

it breaks him.

the sob chokes out of him.

tony had promised him that he would survive. peter knew it was irrational. he knew he never should’ve put him in that position. he knew it was a promise mr. stark couldn’t ensure. but he had still believed him.

he had trusted him.

you’re stuck with me kid.

he had hoped to god it was true.

I’m cursed to survive.

it had been true for a while. but peter’s curse had overpowered his. tony had loved peter like a son and ultimately that had been his doom.

“I’m sorry tony.”

the sentence is so weighted.

he doesn’t know why he’s apologizing.

because tony did this for him? because tony’s dying? because his curse is stronger and he should’ve warned him?

he doesn’t even remember that it’s the same thing he said last time.

tony does.

he remembers titan. his heart aches that peter is always apologizing. it’s the last thing he heard from him both times. the last thing he’ll ever hear from him.

he also remembers a conversation so long ago.

do you believe in curses, mr. stark?

it was asked so casually that tony didn’t recognize it for what it was. a damnation.

now he wishes he had.

I think I’m a curse.

no kid, he thinks now, you’re a blessing.

he can’t talk but he strains to impress it upon peter. he’s screaming in his head.

kid, listen to me. I’m so proud of you. I love you. this isn’t your fault. don’t blame yourself. you’re not a curse. please.

but peter doesn’t hear him.

peter doesn’t understand.

tony still looks just as blank and empty as before. a dying vessel. his face betrays no recognition. it’s as if he’s already dead.

peter heaves a broken sob and lets pepper pull him away.

the last tony sees of him is his tear-filled eyes, grief and guilt intermingled.

tony longs to comfort him, but it’s too late.

minutes later, peter listens as the whine of the arc reactor stops and slow heartbeats wane into silence.

he screams.

rhodey has to hold him back. from what he does not know.

he’s wailing. he sinks to his knees.

it’s my fault, his head is screaming, I killed him I killed him I killed him.

this time there is no one to argue with him.

it is in the wasted wreckage of the compound that peter realizes his curse has always been stronger. in the end he overpowered mr. stark. in the end he killed him.

there’s no victory in the revelation.

only despair.

he had hoped the whole time that tony had been right. he hoped that tony truly was cursed to survive.

but no.

he had loved peter and that was enough to doom him.

peter cries beside the body of his fourth dead parent, unaware of the stars shining above.

they whisper to each other, solemn and bright. they cry for the boy below, star-crossed and tragic.

sirius, the brightest star in the sky, is conspicuously dim. it too seems to be in mourning for the boy who bears such a heavy curse.

I’m sorry! peter and the stars all wail silently in unison. I’m so sorry.

but there‘s no one left to apologize to.

Well ouch.

UMMMMMMMMMM

UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

What’s the surprise? Loki’s alive in the Endgame timeline? Natasha’s alive? Like what? I don’t know why but I’m really annoyed.

So it’s not even an extended cut? It’s just one shitty after credits scene? Also -

“with a bit of a marketing push”? Just for this? Please go fuck yourself, Mr. Feige. :P

“Is it the Cathedral scene?! L-Loki?!”

vs

“I’m onto your baits, Disney/Marvel Studios“

orz

Wowwww, they are just shamelessly milking the Endgame cow as long as they can, aren’t they? What, over a billion dollars wasn’t enough? Do they want more piles of money to lay naked in while they jerk each other off? Because I’m pretty sure that’s all that’s happening at this point. 

I think they gonna make Natasha a funeral. "a little tribute", they know people got pissed off that they completely glossed over her and she didn't even get a funeral, so now they're trying to turn the public opinion on that. It's pretty disgusting imo

Thor: The Dark World is a fucking great movie and I do not see enough appreciation.

Reblog if you love this movie. I can not be the only one.

Reblog if you’re a girl and are a big Marvel fan!!

Trying to prove a point…

imagine if the avengers had actually discussed the plan for more than an hour, and found out from nebula that you have to sacrifice what you love most to get the soul stone (basically a soul for a soul), and steve volunteered himself for the mission. face to face with the red skull, he’s asked if he’s willing to make the sacrifice, to lose what’s important to him. steve replies, “go ahead and try. i’ve already lost everything else.” after its done, steve just laughs and says, “that’s all?”

& steve makes it back alive with the stone. he makes it back to the avengers compound. they don’t recognize him at first, but once they see past the change in structure and size, its obvious. they ask what happened, and he replies “a soul for a soul”. he gave up captain america, let him go once and for all, and that was enough.  

this would have been perfect tbh. It’d justify the red skull presence as the guardian of the stone and the whole story would come full circle.

Also can you imagine what a beautiful message it would be? That you don’t need to have super strength to do good and to be a hero and that the most special thing about Steve was his heart and his ethics all along, not the serum. Steve realizing that he is good enough even without the super soldier serum and still valuable to the Avengers and appreciated by his friends.

In the next movies he would be operating just as Steve Rogers, a commander and strategist for missions, sending the teams to execute the plans he masterfully elaborates. Or he could retire too, become the artist he always wanted, adapting again as he always did so many times before and moving on. A message about the value of a found family, perseverance, never giving up and fighting to change what you can but making the best of what you can’t. That’s life and everybody would be able to relate to it

I can’t stop thinking about Steve showing up and no one recognizing him, except Bucky

“Shit, Steve. Didn’t you used to be bigger?”

And then Bucky has to pick Steve up because he’s starting to wheeze and no one has any asthma meds.

I don’t think Nebula knew about the conditions to getting the Soul Stone—all she knew for sure was that Thanos went to Vormir with Gamora and left without her—but yes, that would’ve been awesome.

This would have been SO MUCH better.

😭👏🏼😭👏🏼😭👏🏼😭👏🏼😭👏🏼😭👏🏼😭👏🏼

Reblog If You Can Take Off Your Bra Without Taking Your Shirt Off.

I think we broke the notes…

i feel like i’m reblogging history. “the post that broke the notes”

THERE ARE NO FUCKING NOTES

WE HAVE REACHED INFINITY

what the heLL

Um….guys….

There are negative notes….

WHY ARE THERE NEGATIVE NOTES?

HOW ARE THERE NEGATIVE NOTES?!?!?!?!

Its in the black hole of tumblr

At time of reblogging, this post has 1 note :’)

Uhm nothing was there then I hit the heart and 1 note popped up.. Guys I’m scared..

it has reset to 0 notes. what have you done?

now it’s floating in the middle of the thingy

EVERY DAMN TIME

There’s literally nothing there. 

What is this? 

I couldn’t scroll past this. I need to be part of history for this. There are no notes do you even realise

Let it be known I was here on this day of march twentieth twenty sixteen and I’m laying in bed at nine thirty am

WOO NO NOTES PARTYYY

WTF IS THIS?!?! IM CONFUSED NO NOTES WUT DA ACTUAL FUCK

I LIKED IT AND IT HAD ONE NOTE.

ONE.

NOTE.

Oh wow there are seriously no notes..

What the heck.

OH MY GOSH IT’S TRUE. There were 0 notes, now i liked and just one note popped up! I’m.. I’m not sure how this can happen..? But now I’m part of history YEAH 24th March 2016 - 03:05 am

WHOA SO WEIRD

I just had to see it for myself and it’s true. Holy crap.

On this day, March 24th, 2016 at 12:22 in the afternoon, I have made myself part of history.

it’s back

Huh….

I’ll probably always reblog this

I feel like tumblr staff have been motoring this post and they put a special code in it so no notes ever show up

This post is historic

peter retaliating against “baby monitor protocol” by changing the names of Tony’s Iron Man protocols

“hey FRIDAY, zoom in on that building over there”

“Old Man Bifocals protocol activated, Boss”

“what the fuck did you just say to me”

“FRIDAY alert the team that my thrusters are down and i can’t fly”

“sure thing, activating I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Get Up Protocol”

“PETER WE TALKED ABOUT THIS”

Tony: FRIDAY, open these encrypted files we don’t have a lot of time-

FRIDAY: activating the Fr E Sh A Voca Do protocol

Tony, sobbing: PETER WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DOES THIS MEAN 

AMAZING

-Peter gets hurt in a battle- FRIDAY: Bone Hurting Juice Protocol has been activated - Mr. Parker is in distress. Tony: -stops- He’s what?  The what? Peter: -over the com- Oof, ouch… my bones…

Tony: FRIDAY! Engage autopilot!

FRIDAY: Activating Jesus Take The Wheel protocol.

Tony: Really, Pete?

Jdjsjsjsks

Tony: Where in the world is that kid??..FRIDAY!! Activate Peter’s GPS

FRIDAY: Activating

“ Helicopter parent protocol”

Tony: *sighs*….why do I even bother

Tony: FRIDAY divert all energy to thrusters

FRIDAY: nyOOOOOooOOoM protocol activated

i literally can’t breathe from this

Go d

Tony, in front of team: FRIDAY activate the electric taze blast

Friday: Activating ‘Wanna Be Thor’ protocol

Thor: *triumphantly laughs*

Tony,mumbling: Now the boys’ gone too far.

Tony: Friday, time to bring out The Blades

FRIDAY: “oh my god why does he have a knife” protocol activated

Tony:

Villain:

Tony:

Villain: did you name it like that on purpose or,,,

Tony, crying: shut up loser

This gets better everytime it shows up on my dash

let bi women dating men and bi men dating women into pride you cowards

bisexuals in m/f relationships should be allowed to celebrate their identity during pride because, they are, get this- still bisexual

! IMPORTANT !

…no joke

i think the fic is somehow taking people’s accounts.

no fucking joke.

someone i was just talking to dmed me the link. they were nice. their account had posts.

now its empty, it has no posts, their header is blank.

DO NOT FUCKING CLICK ON THE FIC LINK. ITS SOMETHING THAT GRABS YOUR PASSWORD. I DONT KNOW WHAT IT IS.

I REPEAT. DONT FUCKING. CLICK. ON THE FIC.

RB THIS. RB THIS. RB THIS. RB THIS. RB THIS. RB THIS.

CHANGE YOUR PASSWORD IF YOU’VE EVER CLICKED ON THE LINK.  CHANGE YOUR PASSWORD IF YOU’VE EVER CLICKED ON THE LINK.  CHANGE YOUR PASSWORD IF YOU’VE EVER CLICKED ON THE LINK.  CHANGE YOUR PASSWORD IF YOU’VE EVER CLICKED ON THE LINK. 

This is actually recent (June 2019). The link itself looks like it goes to ao3, but it’s a scam that’s been pulled many times before. It will likely redirect you somewhere else where your data will be harvested. If you do this, don’t panic, but change your tumblr password, and I would recommend you change your email password as well, as well as anything connected to it.

For those of you who are curious about the fic, apparently it’s a Eurovision fanfic with some extremely disturbing content. I have not read it myself and do not plan to.

IMPORTANT CRISIS AT BORDER

I’m back from my break just to say this: if you’re not aware of the atrocities happening to innocent people at the border right now, then please read this. Even if you are already aware READ THIS.

the US has been, and still is, a fascist & genocidal settler-colonial state on stolen land.