colour meme but it's eight spider-people and one ai
for me the thing about pointless internet debates is that I used to like them when I was younger, but it was because I thought everyone was engaging them in the way I was ("here's a question without a meaningful answer! isn't that interesting? let's spend some time discussing why there isn't an answer") before I accepted that no a lot of people really do have a strong opinion on the definition of "sandwich" or how to pronounce "gif". the most common way to engage with them is to develop a strong gut-reaction initial opinion on the topic and then just stick with that until the debate stops trending. it's frustratingly uncommon to actually learn anything about why the ambiguity existed in the first place.
like idk this might just be me but I think learning about differences in perception or how some words are impossible to define is just more fun than getting performatively angry about it
maybe if the lesson everyone took from the "is a hot dog a sandwich?" discourse was "creating an exact definition for a word that works in all contexts is almost always impossible" instead of "classification is an easy and intuitive process and any time someone tells you that your simple definition doesn't cover all cases they're probably arguing in bad faith" then maybe people could have applied that lesson to the "what does woman mean?" discourse and the internet would be better for it
the girl of ur dreams is blogging about how cannibalism is an act of devotion rn
Saw MoM last night and my spoiler free take is that this is a beautifully directed (and acted) film with some of the best cinematography in the MCU that is let down by a pretty weak script. Like some of the dialogue is painful to listen to and the pacing is an absolute mess. The first act especially, everything happens way too hard too fast that it feels jarring. I’m normally not one for saying MCU films all need to be 3hrs long, but MoM only just hits the 2hr mark & I think it could’ve done with an extra 20-30 minutes to flesh out the first act more. Don’t get me wrong it’s a fun movie and I think they pulled off the horror elements really well I just wish they’d done that in a better film
Seeing the new Fantastic Beasts film as a Hannibal fan was surreal. Like someone just dropped Hannibal into the Harry Potter universe as part of their crossover fanfiction and made a film out of it
I sold my parents’ house. Murder houses don’t fetch big money in today’s real estate market.
Didn’t anticipate one of the bonuses of going to a drag show in a smaller more conservative town would be getting to see a bro who clearly wandered into the wrong part of the bar by mistake experience what looked to be a transcendent awakening upon seeing his first drag show.
On of the queens halfway through the show, “Honey, are you straight?”
This man, in a strangled voice, “I don’t know”
My greatest fear? Yeah, I'd have to say that it's developing a time machine & going back to November 24, 1971 on a flight from Portland to Seattle to solve the mystery of D.B. Cooper, but wait, there is no D.B. Cooper onboard, and oh god I'm sitting in his seat, and I have to become D.B. Cooper and hijack that plane to preserve history and prevent a paradox
Yours is spiders? Yeah I can see that haha
bruce wayne eats shredded cheese out of an open fridge at 3 am
So do I, I’m not one to judge
I liked how the penguin didn’t get up to a lot. he was just always there with his badda bing badda boom energy. calling batman sweetheart after he beat up all his goons. ‘I didn’t shoot!!!!’ insulting gordon and batman for being shitty detectives. his little waddle. very zero sum funny guy for the most part
The Batman spoiler but not really
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Why the fuck is no one talking about how they just left the fridge open???! She could have closed it after she got the milk/water but she didn't???? Who fucking dose that??
Robert Pattinson and Zoe Kravitz as BatCat is every bisexual's dream.
a moment of silence for the cabinet man who’s about to get his ass kicked tonight
owning lots of pretty and colourful stationery? absolutely amazing, but have you ever heard of using pens you've accidentally stolen from companies, old workplaces, friends or even just found on the ground?
perfect. see here’s the thing… you *own* all of the beautiful colorful nice stationary but you never use it. The only stuff you actually use is the stolen pens and pencils









