We be Vibin

what do i do?

how do i live life if it always feels like i’m about to die?

Charmin’s board of directors right now

best boy 

the dogs reaction tells me this is a game they have played many many times and he can’t wait to provoke this dude into chasing him through the house

The split-second play bow the doggo does before he takes off really makes this whole video XD

Fucking stupid how sonic gets supportive parents without even trying. I’m not mad or anything. Fuck him

- Barbie (Toy Story 3, 2010)

i was ready to scroll past this but then the quote credit killed me instantly

same

I mean…

She would know.

Barbie ran as a Dem twice, a Republican once, won as an independent and then instituted a state of emergency to keep a hold on power beyond the two-term limit, if I’m reading this correctly.

Friend made this and I’m wheezing so much!

This is prime tumblr humour

*shows up 15 months late with starbucks* anyway here’s my vine compilation

Fuck, Millennials are fucking hilarious

I always feel better about youths after a good vine comp.

t-t-t-t-t-target!!!!!

“Do you speak any Japanese?”

“I’m Chinese I don’t speak any-”

“‘Cause if you do, I’ll sleep with you right now.”

“MITSUBISHI, TOYOTA”

“Bitch cone get me, not only is he ugly but his dishes talk!” “Who you talking to Belle?” “Uh… No one…. bitch that was his plate!”

look I’ve had a really shitty day and ngl I’ve just rewatched this video SEVERAL times in a row for catharsis reasons

Lactose intolerant person working at cold stones like a eunuch guarding a harem

DhhdjdjdkdFJKDKFKDJFJDKCJJSOSIDKDKKXJDJDJDJXJ

“How to charm the ladies”

(via)

transmutation circle of home depots in california

wake up america

what’s in the center?

they’re going to resurrect god at the little caesars