corey burton's voice for doc is kinda sexy ngl
(corey burton was doc's replacement actor)
for the first time in this blog's history, i agree.
Anonymous asked:
I bet Jackson Storm has a rly big car dick and I wish he'd fuck me with it
car dick? come on let's be a little serious here
Anonymous asked:
Do you think lightning Mcqueen is an auto or manual
manual cuz he's a race car
Anonymous asked:
Just saying, If you're going to post a horrific confession about how much you want cars to do certain things to you than please use atleast ok grammar. ESPECIALLY WITH TENSES BECAUSE THE AMOUNT OF TIMES IVE SEEN A CONFESSION WITH THE WRONG VERB TENSE
You can't fix how much you wanna fuck a car, so please fix your grammar!
i want doc hudson to rev his hornet engine for me nice and loud
VROOM VROOM BITCH
Anonymous asked:
I want to become Lightning Mcqueen for no other reason then he's silly and my favorite character
Approved.
Lightning Mcqueen has got to be one of my favorite genders!
Anonymous asked:
I want to turn into a car so Lightning Mcqueen can ram his dick up my exhaust pipe. I bet his dick is painted red with lightning bolts on it
me and mcqueen
makin some babies
he is so clean
and i have scabies
ride so smooth but bumps in all the right places
stopping at first, second, third, and home bases
Anonymous asked:
I haven’t looked at this blog in years but I just randomly remembered that it exists. I just wanna say thanks for making me laugh and I can’t believe this blog is still kinda active lol
the irony of my seeing this god knows how long after you sent it. but genuinely thank you. this blog is one of the fun facts of my life. i also often forget about it but for a long while it was a very important to me. i still think it' s one of the funniest things ive ever done.
Anonymous asked:
I wish Finn McMissile would grab me with his grappling hooks and just. Yeah.
and just yeah? and just what? cause you great bodily harm?
tbt to when they interviewed me on guys we fucked.
1:25:31
And no, it’s not LMQ RIP
AN HOUR AND A HALF BURNED FOR NOTHING
that's on u bud
