City council says I’m not allowed to suggest this as the new police uniforms anymore.

live laugh love? nah. languish lament lay down

feeling this

licherally

i spend 3 trillion dollars monthly on picture frames. dont like it? face my wrath

every time i finish a page in my favorite books tomes and novels and chapter books. i tear it out and frame it. because i apreciate literature

and i appreciate it more than you

but wizard. there are more words on the other side of the page

are you serious

OK shut up wait i am going to check

oh no

ARE YOU KIDDINGHHOOUUUUUUGHHHOHHHHHHOIUG

I am in love with the idea of location-based horror I am in love with it

there is no ghost here the house just hates you

I want to be an evil architect who builds houses that want to hurt you

there's either a small snake or a giant slug in my kitchen but ill never know because i left my glasses in the other room

what kills a slug that won't make a snake attack me

the internet said salt kills slugs so imma just toss a bunch of salt all over the floor and hope it dies or evaporates or something

so i ended up throwing salt all over my kitchen floor, texting my fam to keep my dog out of there, and going to bed. i woke up to my mom finding "piss-like-goo" all over the floor because the slug/snake had melted. and apparently that slug thingy was "a regular" who "visted often" and my mom named it gary. rip to gary i guess

imagine showing up to your sidechicks house and her blind son is there this time and he just throws acid on you bc he can’t see and you end up melting into a piss-like-glue

hmmm I'm not sure I'm liking the narrative of my mom fucking a slug named gary

David LaChapelle’s photoshoot of David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson in the 90s are wild

MILF- Monster I’d Like to Fuck

DILF- Demon I’d Like to Fuck

WHAT

im losing my fucking mind over this video

WHAT IS GOING ON?

it IS a phase, mom

show me a permanent state of the self, mom

botanical boudoir: for the green gallery fall / winter 2018