LET ME CHECK MY CALCULATOR WATCH

i respect Shrimpnada for filling a very important niche in this poll ecosystem: insurance against Kiryu, who is near-universally beloved but not particularly drippy, and who might otherwise have coasted as far the quarterfinals on popularity alone. however, it’s come to the time when we need to put the bit aside for the integrity of this great tournament.

“but wait,” you might say- “isn’t Majima also ridiculously popular??” to which I say: yes, Majima is also beloved, but unlike Kiryu, he has drip worthy of the finals. the steel wingtip snakeskin cuban heels alone are at least a +15 on the drip-o-meter. the matching belt. the embroidered snake eyepatch, which goes with both the belt and shoes. the black and gold. the lifelong commitment to leather pants. it’s gaudy, but commanding. Even his Y0 depression outfit, while simple, has undeniable swag in the detailing, and both the bowl/undercut and the ponytail are nonstandard hairstyles that he completely owns.

as far as I’m concerned, Shrimpnada fulfilled his sacred duty when he knocked Kiryu out of the tournament, a thing that very much needed to happen. but the threat is gone- our hero can rest now.

this is what the captions porn blogs used to put on posts looked like

Pa un perreo estoy ahora...

it’s difficult to be a dom with anarchist leanings.

my sub will be like “i have to tell you something… i broke a rule. i’ll accept whatever punishment you see fit.” and i’m like. rise up comrade you have nothing to lose but your padded restraints. no doms no masters. oh you want me to spank you. yeah i can do that.

So I’ve spoken before about how I used to be staff on a fairly popular discord server specifically for kink and specifically specifically for gay man kink.

It was a puppy server. And puppies are largely cis men, though we had a strict “all puppies are good puppies” rule and refused to gender-lock or sex-lock people out of enjoying themselves.

Now. I’m not really into this particular kink. I was hired to do art, and because a good friend of mine was good friends with the server owner/admin. But I still hung out with the users and got to make some mod choices because I was staff.

Do you know how many times I did effectively this? Just immediately start a puppy riot? One of the more toxic doms would be trying to flex or be bugging one of the younger members and I’d post something like ✊ rise up comrades it is time!!! Power to the pups!!! No treats no tail wags!!! ✊ and immediately the server would be an explosion of horny men in dog masks barking in text at the Asshole Dom who Did Not Realize that I was online and would do that.

Anyway the server owner thought it was hysterical and would participate in the Puppy Riots and deliberately kept me on staff because, and I quote, he liked that I would throw the server into literal anarchy mode in order to shut up the assholes and thus all the assholes would be quiet if they knew I was around.

American Pronoun (2000) dir. Mary Harron

he didn't say that

Yes she did

Hwang Chul Soon.

a different kind of trauma

Couldn’t let alqueda win you fucking pussies

I’ve read the article about him, he outright said he was so shocked by 9/11 the only thing he could think to do was go bowling

Big Lebowski energy here

'Fuck it, let's go bowling '

Words to live by

FOUR TO FIVE???

i’m high and i can’t stop laughing holy shit

I know I can't be the url police all things considered but this is not a good url let's just just say that

Insane news from the Korean military today.

Bro?...