The four penguins from Madagascar are, somehow, isekaied in the middle of the clone wars

Palpatine is dead within the hour

Holy shit Nintendo, how the fuck did you screw this up?

I am not paying $80 for a game. I'm just not. I'd be ok paying $70 for a big, triple-a type game, but nothing more. Literally the only game I would ever break this for is whatever Monolith's next project is after what I presume was the end of the Xenoblade Chronicles series. So yeah, that cuts into the number of switch 2 games i'm buying big time. If Duskbloods is 80 bucks then I guess I won't be playing the first Nintendo FromSoft exclusive after all. Way to destroy your own comeback guys.

hot take possibly? but i actually think it’s okay for things to be marketed for adults. it’s literally okay if things aren’t suitable for children. i feel like we are losing the plot

@inneskeeper this seems relevant to your interests

BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE! SHE DOIBLES DOWN!

It is actually rare that I get shown stuff that could ACTUALLY be the spawning point of a new and proper named heresy within Holy Roman Catholicism.

“Jesus actually survived the crucifixion” is legitimately one of the most terrifyingly viable heretical traditions you could start. It fulfills the exact ramifications for a popular and overwhelming heresy: It supports and glorifies Christ’s strength (so powerful he could not die in a meaningful way), encouraging different theological philosophies and understandings of the source material, and is COMPLETELY RUINOUS about the WHOLE POINT of Jesus as the Lamb of God. He is destined to die to take on the sins of all humanity forever so we can br forgiven. The death and the resurrection of Christ after his journey into Hell for three days is cosmologically as important as the Trinity. It is one of the pivotal foundations of the entirety of the religion.

If Jesus didn’t die, he didn’t die for us. That changes a LOT of things. But it is at its root a heresy which is not anti-Christian and is instead just a completely irreconcilable veneration.

I love this woman. I need to encourage her to be like this.

tOxIcItY iS a ChArAcTeR tYpE this is fucking amazing

Okay it’s been several hours and I’m still not even slightly over this.

Like, Jesus said “I am the resurrection and the life, except the resurrection bit is metaphorical, because I’m too swole to actually die.”

“For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son, but not really, for he made his only begotten son super fucking butch. Like, obviously way too butch to actually succumb to a little crucifying.”

“Pilate was surprised to hear that he was already dead. Summoning the centurion, he asked him if Jesus had already died. The centurion said to him, ‘Jesus is too shredded to kill, he’s like the Terminator, nothing can take him out.’ Pilate sent Joseph away with nothing, for Jesus was indestructible.”

“The angel said to the women, “Do not be afraid, for I know that you are looking for Jesus, who was crucified but absolutely did not die. He is not here; he has risen, just as he said. Come and see the place where he was just taking a little nap. Then go quickly and tell his disciples: ‘He never died, you all really jumped the gun this time.’”

“The Son of Man is going to be betrayed into the hands of men, but it would take an atomic bomb to kill him, he’ll be fine.”

Let he who is without sin cast the first stone, for he shall be positively jacked, and for his swollage will enable him to bung the biggest rock he could lay his turkey-sized hands upon those that displease him. Amen.

I mean, if she means “survive” in the sense of “endure/bear suffering”, sure??? But “weak frail emotional man” is sending me.

Jesus wept. He sweat blood from the stress of His coming suffering. He cried out to God, “Why have You forsaken me?” The fact that our Savior knows what it is to suffer emotionally as well as physically is huge.

What’s more, for a significant chunk of human history, a guy being able to show his emotions was a sign of genuine and healthy masculine strength, rather than one of weakness or frailty. The association of emotional responses with weakness (especially weakness in men) is very recent.

Can I get one too anon? I love getting packages in the mail!

Thing is, I actually am expecting something in the mail soon because I recently placed an online order. So it’s a very timely message lol

Can I get something in the mail too? Like a stimulus check?

blorbo rating system

Cannot emphasize this enough, do not sign for a loan with someone you're dating. That shit is already used for so much abuse within marriages but to be financially attached to someone you're not even married to will cause you nothing but problems. Don't do it

Dont co sign for that car your boyfriend of one year wants. Do not take out a joint loan with that person who only just moved on with. And for the love of God do not sign for a mortgage with someone you would not legally attach yourself to in the eyes of the state. That person now can wreck your credit and has unbelievable control over your ability to get loans and housing going forward. Don't fucking do it

No medication has ever worked on me because i’m not suffering from a mental disorder i’m experiencing divine madness

Medicate me? Is that really the right thing to do?

Things I Say On The Daily:

me personally i'm a big fan of basic human rights for everyone

*LOUD THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE*

@artist-issues

Keep it up. If you stop GOING to bad movies, they'll stop MAKING bad movies and spend their time and collective powers for good not evil.