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Original Content? I Don’t Know Her

@direwolfrules

She/her. In need of punctuation anonymous. Also probably therapy.
On a star wars kick and making it everyone's problem.

My AUs

Literally just two four so far but eh, I imagine I'll start another dozen before finishing the first so: have a master post.

3 Mandos and a Baby AU- My pride and joy. Too many time travelers, force ghosts, and an incredible amount of hatred for Pre Vizsla.

Star Wars as Star Trek- Space, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the Starship Resolute. Its continuing mission, stop Anakin from blowing up the warp core.

Star Trek Voyager But The Ghost Crew Is Also There- Basically what it says. The Caretaker's array also kidnapped ships from A Galaxy Far Far Away, and unfortunately for our favorite Rebels, they were some of his last acquisitions. Also, RIP the Ghost, blown up by the Kazon. Hell of a way to go.

Another Mando Time Travel AU- No name for this one yet, but basically Tarre sends some people back in time to 33 BBY to fix some mistakes. He just wants his people, both of his peoples, to survive.

Save A Rebellion, Ride A Mythosaur- Alternate Heroes of Mandalore where Ezra winds up riding the mythosaur. That's it, that's the post. It winds up being part of the-

-Indiana Sabine AU- Where Sabine finds a ton of Mandalorian artifacts by accident, somehow becomes Mand’alor also by accident, and makes Fenn Rau’s day. Y'all this AU has fanart now!

The Custody Battle AU- Nothing bad happens AU where Ezra builds the Gunsaber and becomes the subject of a three way custody battle between a wizard librarian, a geriatric warrior king, and the young wizard who actually has custody.

Facebook deleted this almost immediately. It's almost like the ultrawealthy don't want us knowing or talking about what's at stake.

Just want to add one thing:

In countries with universal healthcare, this is a non-issue during a strike. Our access to healthcare isn't tied to working. It's an unconditional right for each and everyone of us.

The US system screws workers over in oh so many ways.

This is exactly why US companies fight so hard against universal healthcare; even if single payer healthcare is cheaper on a per-person basis and takes the cost away from the employer, it also takes POWER and leverage away from the employers... and they don't ever want to give that up.

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#THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING GALL OF TARKIN #BLOWING UP THE LOTHAL COMMUNICATIONS TOWER JUST TO STOP A REBEL MESSAGE BEING BROADCAST #AND LOOKING RIGHT STRAIGHT A GENOCIDE SURVIVOR FROM THE LAST WAR #A MEMBER OF A PEOPLE WHOSE CHILDREN WERE SLAUGHTERED BECAUSE OF THE WAY THEY WERE BORN #BECAUSE THEY LOST THE WAR THEY WERE DRAFTED INTO #THE CHILD WHO HAD THAT WAR TAKE NOT JUST HIS PEOPLE FROM HIM BUT HIS ENTIRE CULTURE SO HE CAN'T EVEN PUBLICLY BE WHO HE IS #AND TELL HIM, "YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT TAKES TO WIN A WAR. BUT I DO." #IMAGINE TELLING THAT TO THE FACE OF SOMEONE WHO SUFFERED EVERYTHING KANAN HAD AND SLEEPING JUST FINE AT NIGHT #ANYWAY FUCK TARKIN WITH A RUSTY SPOON

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You ever think about how Ahsoka is misdirecting their understanding of what she's saying, it's a lie by omission, but it's also the truth in a very real way? Right now, she has to pretty sure she knows that Vader is Anakin, she certainly suspects it, the way she pauses tells entire volumes about what's going through her mind, but... she doesn't know who he has become, who this person is anymore, if he's capable of that kind of rage, hate, and fear that she felt, if he's capable of becoming a Sith Lord, if he's capable of all the monstrous things she has to know Vader has done, if he's all of those things, can he really be the man she knew? Ahsoka is in denial at this point, she's still trying to deny that she knows it's true, and so she's framing it in the most honest terms she can in this moment, the most honest she can be--she doesn't know who that is. That even if she knows it's Anakin Skywalker, that's not someone she can say she at all recognizes from the Master and friend she once knew. IF THAT'S ANAKIN, IN THIS MOMENT, NO, SHE CAN'T SAY SHE KNOWS WHO HE IS. All she knows is that they have his attention now and he will be coming for them.

can you imagine how weird it would be to be one of korkie's roommates though. you walk in on the first day with your parents and you find the leader of your whole planet. possibly one of Thee Most prominent and controversial political figures in recent memory (even if she currently has the people's support). and she's just. helping this kid move into your dorm room. she's dressed. like. normal????? and she's unpacking school supplies????? in your dorm room???? and that's your roommate's aunt. who raised him. she visits him on campus one time and he calls her every night to tell her about his day. you get invited to stay over at the mandalorian equivalent of the white house one weekend. he consistently talks about how your WORLD LEADER used to read him bedtime stories and took him to the library every week. you've gotten used to the idea that there are probably mandalorian protectors keeping tabs on you. what is your life

MANDALORIANAKIN AU INCORRECT QUOTES

Anakin: You have your weirdly sincere humility. Bo-Katan: I prefer the term "self-loathing", actually.

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Korkie: I’m not being weird. Am I being weird? Anakin: Yes, and that’s coming from me.

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Anakin: In your opinion, what is the height of stupidity? Bo-Katan, turning to Fenn: How tall are you?

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Anakin: Vegetable oil is made from vegetables, coconut oil is made from coconuts, so BABY OIL- Satine: CAN'T WE JUST HAVE A NICE FAMILY DINNER FOR ONCE?!

Korkie shows up: Hi everyone! I’m Korkie Kryze!

Din turns to Bo-Katan: Wait but I thought you said you were the last of your line??

Bo-Katan: He’s not mine he’s my sisters

Din: You have a sister?!?!???

[EDIT] The foolery I went to misinterpret that the screenshot was from the movie BUT it was actually the creator's art 💀 picture and actual post below: