she rlly wanted a place 2 sit

a masterpost

as someone who experiences the passage of time i really relate to this

you better watch out. you better watch out. you better watch out. YOU BETTER WATCH OUT.

if you wanna know how long this year has been: the whole fucking tide pod fuckery happened in january

I’ve watched this like 30 times and I cant stop laughing aksjska

the girl has big dick energy

she stole all of his dick energy and killed him

The timing of thriller coming on is

perfect

Surpreme

Freelancing in technical theater means you’re on a lot of different email lists. People need a crew, they send out an email, you respond with your availability. Now, most people start these with things like “hey folks” or “hi everyone”. Neal is not most people.

His openers started off innocent enough.

Then, he started to push boundaries.

And as you can see, it has spiraled out of control since then.

Tag yourselves. I’m the anteater in a suit who thinks he can pass.

THEY JUST KEEP COMING

He’s even witty in real time.

“Rejection” erasure poetry by Ben Aaron

don’t get into grad school? make it art 

ive said it a million times but poetry sucks

“i sucks” erasure poetry by Ben Aaron

chill the fuck out Ben it’s a rejection letter from grad school now a love note from your ex

“Love Note” erasure poem by Ben Aaron

How old is this and why is it on my dash

i made this in 2018

I admire your dedication to period accurate historical recreation

name aesthetic moodboard: adabelle’s pink holiday

“bastard” is no contest the funniest curse word

It somehow implies that the most hienous thing you’ve done is exist