here in the great gay migration since 2013

Have fun in the war dumbass I’ll be at home fucking military wives

Damn. Good way to get your fucking windows kicked in

shut the fuck up and raise my son bootlicker

All fun and games until someone with 3 confirmed kills shows up at your doorstep with a baseball bat

im not at my house tho, im at yours with your wife

But he’s got shooters all over the world 🌎 even when he’s away

just shot a load in his wife

You ungrateful asshole. My bf might be fighting for your freedom and you’re here mocking him for keeping your pathetic ass safe from the threats of the world. If a war comes to our country, we’re not saving you, you dumbass ungrateful fuck up of a human being.

Your bf is fighting for oil and killing civilians and probably cheating on you he’s a scumbag, which is why I just fucked his mom to make a better son

The fool taunts the hungry dogs but the dogs have their day and the fool becomes a feast

your girl boutta be the feast soon as you get deployed boot boy

World Heritage Post

Who ever was the first person to post this is the biggest piece of shit in the world. You’re an amoral ASSHOLE!!!!!

Hotmeat89 you are a disgrace you don’t deserve to be called an American! You don’t even have the right to call yourself a MAN!

I don’t call myself a man but your wife still calls me to fuck

nowhere else

i think about elvira and her butch everyday

OH MY GOD THAT’S. ELVIRA

your opponent is the most selected option. please don't spoil anything in the tags

i knew everyone would pick scissors so rock would win but i still picked scissors cause like .

monday warm up, speedpainting study of an LA sunset

(~2hrs)

Something very transfeminine in the way the coffee machine in this office gives a weak little dribble of coffee whilst whining extremely loudly when i press its buttons

“Hot and bothered” in the sense that it is 90 degrees out and I am extremely annoyed

when your friend asks if you have any plans like nope just me and the skull lol

This isn't even a hate message this is just the funniest possible thing in the universe. I'm losing my shit laughing right now

imagine being transphobic on tumblr what do you even do all day. what posts do you read

god grant me the serenity to gnaw off my own leg to escape. the courage to gnaw off my own leg to escape. and the wisdom to gnaw off my own leg to escape

having to ask people if you’re still hanging out is one of the worst things ever . like is our playdate still on? im gonna stab myself

In my experience, horror fans are by and large lovely people with a very healthy relationship to their genre of choice, but sometimes they fuck up and say something that in their ears sounds very affirmative of the movie of discussion and to everyone else sounds like the most sinister shit.

I mean the line that I think of first is “A kid dies in this movie.”

Which I suspect to horror fans is shorthand for “The director of this movie subverts horror tropes (wherein kids are usually immune to the monster/slasher/source of terror) to make something that is deliberately shocking. Seeing a child character die in this story is not a happy thing or a good thing, but for a horror story emphasizes that nobody is immune to the source of the terror, which makes the horror more serious and scarier.”

And to everybody else just sounds like “Oh this movie’s great! A kid dies in it!”

YEAH OK

you may have liked her post but i liked it in a more profound & intimate way

You get there and all the pretty boys look up from drinking from the reservoir and gallop away like gazelle

do u have a vibrator in ur pants or is ur penis just so scared

guys the consequences of inaction are noooootttt enough to motivate meeee