You ever date someone in middle school and then 10 years later fuck their younger sister and then the next day match that sisters best friend on tinder and wait 10 months for a first date and then fall in love with her because she laughed the whole time and you talked on the phone with her mama before yall fell asleep and she gave great head only for her to be "uninterested" and not give you a reason. Because same.
You can literally make anything and anyone problematic if you try hard enough seriously give me people and things and I’ll make them all “problematic” right now.
I don’t even have to do this one because PETA did it first by insinuating domestication is inherently abusive.
The sky
Used to trick and mock anyone who asks “what’s up?” A bullying tactic.
Super Mario Bros.
Stereotypes Italians, enforces the narrative of women who need men to rescue them, and encourages violence against turtles.
John Mulaney
He was over on the bench and he SAW what they did to Tyler and he did NOTHING.
Pokemon
Making your pets fight repeatedly is animal abuse.
OP
OP literally argued that dogs were problematic but go off I guess
This is a work of art and should be sent to everyone as soon as they sign up for Tumblr so they know what they’re walking into
April 15th is a accursed day in human history. Lincoln’s death (1865), Sinking of Titanic (1912), Boston Bombing (2013), and now Notre Dame Fire (2019).
i was going to say ‘i have no idea what to do with this information’ but then i realized its a handy guide to generate fake words that sound english
Sometimes things just aren’t what you think they are…
There’s more to this tree than you may think :-)
Where the fuck is he
you hid him well but i see him
In a thousand years there will be beings trying to decipher what was meant by these posts and they would think we couldn’t see the frog…
You're telling me you didnt see the deer?
You ever
Get dogs with the woman you love and she leaves you on valentines day a year ago to be with a dude who turns out to be gay. Same
@me and the 31 year old that's coming over just for sex and nothing more. Fucking lol, who dares me to say "I aint felt love in a long time" after we done.
Found this map of Europe showing for how long did the borders last.
- 1.more than 400 y.
- 2.from 300 to 400 y.
- 3.from 200 to 300 y.
- 4.from 100 to 200 y.
- 5.from 50 to 100 y.
- 6.under 50 y.



