6th grade math problem:

Words were exchanged between friends – the house of human companionship was established in secret – eons passed – eons passed – eons passed – eons passed

A) The house was diminished!

B) The house was strengthened!

C) The house was swept away!

D) The house was swept away!

Haven't post it here

depression or whatever is soooo embarrassing oops i ruined a large chunk of my future because i just didn’t feel like doing anything for a while . Epic Cringe babe...

My saltine cracker acting demure as fuck

i know the high five was invented in 1977 but i like to think about medieval peasants who tried it out after a good slog in the mud and just didnt tell anybody

Never gonna be normal about I-Spy books <3

My tummy hurts

This post is for MLM and NBLM only. Women do not interact or derail.

New REBLOG Game

Just fucking lie about the previous poster

mentally i am here

I'm not mischaracterising your argument, I'm writing first-person speculative microfiction set in an alternative universe where you made a completely different post.

hes kind of cute

You're just jealous of my bookcase claymore.

So today I learned you'll never revert out of drive form as long as you're on a skateboard. Even if the meter goes all the way down to zero you can continue to skate in style B)

Someone asked if this also worked with summons. I'm happy to say that I can finally provide an answer to the age old burning question of "Can I skateboard infinitely with Peter Pan as he chases me with a knife??"

yes

just fucked an abstract concept

I am very intrigued by this paragraph from the Missouri department of conservation website that seems to suggest people try hand-feeding injured flies to sand wasps

Flower grown inside the International Space Station orbiting Earth January 2016

via reddit