Shine Bright Like a Kaiju

me personally? i die every night and come back wrong every morning but no one notices because i've been doing that for a long time so it's just kinda par for the course

Teodor Lubieniecki (Polish, 1654-1716) - Still Life with Guinea Pigs (end of 17th century)

What the fuck those things are real I thought it was just a cartoon

I thought the same thing when I moved to Arizona

Little velociraptor

Lads

ok but roadrunners are so cool, I can seldom think of a bird more velociraptor-like

more people need to know they’re real because look at this, this is some real walking with dinosaurs shit

they have powerful legs allowing them to run up to 20mph and leap to impressive heights with ease

they are extremely swift and fearless, quick enough to take down a sizable rattlesnake and other large prey animals like lizards and mice

they have several unique adaptations to thermoregulate, such as the dark patch of feathers on their back which acts as a solar panel to absorb heat, or its crest that either releases or absorbs heat by exposing its skin

they have these long, stiff tailfeathers that they use as a counterbalance when running, very reminiscent of the rod-like tail of a dromaeosaur

and they are capable of bursts of flight/gliding with incredibly beautiful plumage

I’m genuinely shocked how many people think they’re made up, they are real and they are AWESOME

I love you Mr. Meepmeep

Discovering my characters backstory by listening to music

*officiating a wedding* I now pronounce you doomed by the narrative

This would fix me

Something something repairing pottery with gold analogy blah blah loving something so much it changes the narrative of the story.

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Today’s Reference

i saw some comments on tiktok where people were talking bout how they found tumblr too hard to use and part of it being that there was no lack of dates so “what if you reblog or like something from five years ago?!” 

buddy… we have posts circulating still from 2011, its literally just how it is

Being on tumblr for years like:

this post is 2 years old and it’s only going to get funnier as it gets older

“I’ll block you immediately if I see that you enjoy immoral content” girl on the immoral content website??

[jester that just got kicked in the crotch] ah! my jesticles!

prithee, my lady, answer me honestly - is it the jingle of my jangle that draws your eyes?

microdosing on listening to music by having the same line from a song playing in my head for days straight

LOOK HOW MANY FLYERS HAVE BEEN STUck on tHIS LAMPOST?? germans are crazy

there is no lamp post its pure flyer

You could carbon date this to the ice age

if i were a vampire i would do many things. but getting interviewed is not one of them

gay sex, however..

i wish you could download mods for movies. i want to watch the thing (1982) but with kurt russel in a baby slut t shirt and camo capris

[id: unfortunately, its kurt russel in the thing (1982) wearing a baby slut tshirt and camo capris.]

noone in this house appreciates anything i do

and you are so right for that

reblog ifyou love her and she makes you smile the coelacanth

Watching this forever goodbye

WHOS SEXY IM SEXY WHOS SEXY IM SEXY

Guy who was wrong and then died and came back fine. Nobody figured out what the issue was but the hard reboot seemed to do the trick

No one asked but I think the secret to making the enemies-to-lovers trip work is respect. They can loath each other, but they have to loath each other as equals. Like “sorry but no one else is allowed to murder this man but me” + “it’s an honor and privilege to despise you.”