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My AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/Diningwiththeasquiths ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆ She/Her, 32, Greyro-ace, Autistic, Crohnie. (I know, who the hell cares, but this is the only place where I can just state it. And maybe find similar folks to connect with. 😌) Current obsession: Cobra Kai ☆☆☆☆☆☆ Current ships: LawRusso(s), Kreerence, Silverusso, Dutch/Johnny, Kreese/Dutch Shows I love: Star Trek TOS & Disco, Hannibal, Taskmaster, Peacemaker, The Good Fight, Mad Men, The Mandalorian, Bob's Burgers, Watchmen, Downton Abbey, Law & Order: SVU, The Wire, Schitt's Creek, GLOW, The Punisher / Daredevil / Jessica Jones, Boardwalk Empire, The Fall, Spartacus, Ted Lasso, Succession, etc!
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♡🍆 Dining Writes 🍆♡

My Cobra Kai fic(let)s and drabbles

My Peacemaker fics on AO3

My Star Wars fics on AO3

+ A Masterlist including the rest of my Star Wars fic(let)s.

#dining writes#made this new masterlist to pin to the top of my blog#for anyone who's interested in an extensive list of all my SW fics and ficlets and drabbles I put a link at the bottom!
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Explaining to a pigeon that I pay good money for my balcony and that it can't just build a nest on it and shit all over the place.

The pigeon:

#my balcony is littered with twigs and feathers and poop#I let them raise multiple babies on there but enough is enough#they're gonna repaint my balcony soon so tomorrow I'm cleaning up the worst of the mess#and installing a balcony net to keep my cat in and the pigeons out#pigeons#I love them but I also love a clean balcony without health hazards#dining rambles
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Puppy Play AU (Cobra Husbands, Lawrusso and Kreerence)

Terry and Daniel arrange a puppy playdate.

Terry's pup is a fiercely protective Rottweiler. At his age he's not very playful, prefering to lounge close to Terry in his fancy dog bed while Terry plays the piano, or lying across Terry's lap so Terry can pet him. He wears a high-quality harness and very well-padded knee pads.

Daniel owns a Golden Retriever, who's generally well-behaved (very happy to obey his owner's commands) but can also be a real menace sometimes. Thanks to his puppy-dog eyes he gets away with a lot. It's easy to tell when he's in a good mood, because he'll be wagging his tail repeatedly.

At first the play date doesn't go all that well. After some initial sniffing, Rottweiler John quickly loses his interest and lies at Terry's feet for a nap. He cracks one eye open to watch Golden Retriever Johnny show everyone how good he is at, well, retrieving. Apparently this impresses him enough to let Johnny curl up right beside him, as the pup catches his breath and rests for a bit. Terry says this behavior is remarkable, he rarely finds a playdate that his dog won't growl or snap at. In fact their last arrangement was nearly 14 years ago.

Daniel then asks when the last time was that John bred a bitch. Because he's been wanting to use this new breeding stand on Johnny. Both pups perk up at the mention of their names. Terry notices his dog's, ahem, growing interest, and agrees to the breeding with a wide grin.

#fade to black because I'm too tired to write smut lol#cobra husbands#lawrusso#kreerence#(lbr they will all hook up with each other one way or another)#dining writes
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anachronic-cobra
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torsamors

happy pride

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okay so spock (the alien in blue) essentially goes into heat. like literal heat like an animal. Anyway, spock’s in bloodlust in this episode and must go back to vulcan to have sex with his finace (or someone. but its supposed to be his fiance) or he’ll literally die. this is called pon farr and some backstory spock is half human and thought he wouldnt go through pon farr so he abandoned his HOT fiance to fuck around in space except oops pon farr happens so. he and kirk (in yellow getting his tits cut open, he’s also spocks captain and best friend) and their other friend mccoy go to vulcan so he can have sex with his fiance or get married or whatever so he doesn’t die. but then spock’s fiance (t’pring) is like no i dont want to marry spock i want to have him fight someone to death (which she can do) and spock at this point is fully in the ‘blood lust’ and is basically not in his right mind and doesnt get what’s happening. and t’pring picks kirk to be her ‘champion’ in the fight (her logic is that if spock dies in the fight she doesnt have to marry him and if kirk dies, spock will be so upset with her he won’t marry her anymore anyway). anyway kirk doesnt know that its a fight to the death and so he’s like of course i’ll do this fight if it’ll help spock and then he gets told it’s a fight to the death and he goes WHAT and right afterwards spock slices his titties open like in the gif. also eventually spock and kirk roll around in the sand and kirk fakes his death and THIS somehow knocks spock out of his blood lust and he goes back to the ship super sad bc he’s killed his ‘best friend’ only to discover kirk’s alive and we see one of his biggest smiles of the series (a big deal bc spock is vulcan and they dont show emotion). anyway this aired as the season opener in 1967. know your history and all that happy pride

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To summarize, star trek invented fuck-or-die and spock attempted to resolve this by giving kirk a boob window and wrestling with him half-naked in the sand

#spirk#happy pride i guess#😂#every fight should feature a man getting a tit window imo#Cobra Kai did it once. sorta.
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#okay but what if this was them running into each other again after hanging out together turned into a drunken hook-up a while ago#and Johnny is so deep in denial he can't even make eye contact#which is super disappointing to Daniel even though he also hasn't told anyone about that night and his feelings for Johnny#anyway they have crazy sexual tension for the rest of the day until a desperate Daniel finally confronts Johnny#(who's trying to sneak away from whatever event they're both at)#and they have this screaming match that turns into them angrily yelling cute love confessions at each other#lawrusso#alternatively Daniel will have to train Johnny to maintain eye contact IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT#he looks very stern here hohoho
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#oh yay another one of these!#I believe TIG might be in the best shape of all of the OG actors#(sadly for him I prefer the more saggy men 🤣)#that last one lol. Kreese would rather fake his own death than admit he was wrong (and has done so)#also that first one lmao. they're perfect for each other okay!! a danger to society and lbr also to each other but still 🥺#evil love is still love ❤️🚩🚩❤️#making a teenager's knuckles bleed in a coke-fueled torture scheme to avenge someone? that's love bitch.#cobra husbands