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- Andrew / M / 20+ / SoCal - This blog’s theme is outdated and hasn’t represented me as a person since 2015 but I think it’s funny so I’m keeping it

this girl ate only purple go-gurt for 10 years of her life and this is what happened.

Slurp on my ‘gurt.

Cause you know its purp.

Put me in the dirt.

Put me in a shirt.

Living in 2022 be like

Every day he must endure this. He is tormented.

The lack of music really ties all this together

"bread wetness" scale with a baguette on one side, a mug of beer on the other, and spaghetti right in the middle

I absolutely love this idea! The "bread wetness" scale with a baguette, a mug of beer, and spaghetti is so creative and fun.

It's great to have a visual reference for different levels of moisture in bread, and the inclusion of the beer and spaghetti really adds a sense of humor to the scale.

I can already imagine using this scale to rate different types of bread, from super crusty baguettes to soft and fluffy dinner rolls. And who wouldn't want to pair their bread with a mug of beer or a bowl of spaghetti?

Overall, I think this "bread wetness" scale is a brilliant idea that will definitely add some fun to any bread-related discussion. Kudos to the creator for their creativity and humor!

what the fuck