i wanna hold hands when we fuck

The sweetest cow I met in 2018.

which are u: wine mom, beer dad, or vodka aunt

im an orange juice grandma

when the whole squad ugly as shit

Me with my fat juicy honkers

i’m dating an astrophysicist

This is a true crime documentary

me being ignored (now that i am mature): this is fine i suppose

this is a lie im on the verge of tears

rip to 5sos. they ain’t dead, but they’re killing their own career

wait did they actually have a career

whos 5sos

What even is smh is it smell my hair

She smelled like hand sanitizer, pure and reminiscent of a hospital.  Her lips were like marble, cold and smooth.  Her eyes were like a stop light, you wanted them to be green but they were red and occasionally yellow.

okay?

This isn’t about you.  Mind your business