Sometimes gay ships are incredibly straight if you know what I mean

Like those ships where its two male characters who have zero chemistry and barely spoke in canon but every single person ships them so you cant say anything bad abt it even though you know people really only ship them because they’re the two most conventionally attractive male characters to force together so female fans can quench their thirst for yaoi

*stares violently at the wwe fandom*

Ive gotta say this takes the cake for the most unexpected comment on this post

@jharu? ?? 

It feels strange. мы привыкнем к этому [We’ll get used to it].

it’s a cold and it’s a broken despacito

First Official Poster of ‘Sharp Objects’ (2018), dir. Jean-Marc Vallée.

@dimpuch

This 5 dollar ceramic frog is literally the best purchase I’ve ever made

This post was written by the frog 

@semi-skimmedmilk

yea im gay. yea i only listen to the song tainted love (1981) on repeat. no i dont have any problems. siri send post

if you’re irish and you complain about britain “erasing culture” but can’t even speak the language/ don’t know shit about ireland before 1910 then just shut your cakehole nobody cares

Them being Irish and not being able to speak the language/not knowing shit about Ireland before 1910 is a direct result of Britain erasing culture, you goddamn Vitamin D-deficient circus clown

t’challa’s moral virtue really is on another plane like imagine risking it all to save martin freemans life 

it would be SO easy for me to let martin freeman die in almost any circumstance, like if he collapsed from a heart attack and there wasnt a phone within my immediate arms reach id just be like, bilbo its your time man :\

when janelle monae finished telling me about how everything is sex except sex (which is power) and hit me with that “now ask yourself who’s screwing you” for the first time, i ascended far beyond this plane and met with the deity that rules this universe before coming back into my body a fully enlightened being

michel foucault was bald because janelle monae spoke these lyrics to him through a rift in spacetime and immolated his wig 

me at mark zuckerbergs senate hearing: why did you betray andrew garfield. he was your only friend he fucking supported you

@semi-skimmedmilk @dalpuri

I’m laughing so hard cause this is deadass what bees do 😂

Save them

Can’t wait for Hozier to return and put his big bad bitch of the forest foot back down on ed sheerans windpipe

@dalpuri oh my god

my cwss17 gift for @nerdy-is-super-cool! merry christmas! i’m so glad you said the sea of things is one of your favourite scenes, since a) same and b) i’ve been wanting to draw it for ages. I hope you like!

doctor: you have 8 minutes and 14 seconds to live

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