In a world of dirty food courts, I'm one of the rare FEW who returns my tray to the slot above the trash and cleans up all my trash. SHARE THIS POST if you're attracted to women
im not either but this post is to epic not to reblog
i think everything should come in more fun colors & patterns. like everything. houses. cars. appliances. when ur getting a fridge they should give u the option then & there to have a wizard airbrushed onto it. business attire should have dinosaurs on it. why arent there more pink cars
every once in a blue moon i see this bright pink car with a massive tinkerbell decal on the hood & i think that person just Gets It. why cant that be the norm
normalize fun
please watch this i gasped
This performance is an homage to the legendary and stunning Tandi Iman Dupree and y'all should definitely watch her iconic performance if you haven't seen it before
girl i am not looking at your tits i prommy i just hate eye contact
"my eyes are up here" believe me, i know
grandad will always be there….
This is what “beauty drawn from and in the midst of cyberpunk dystopia” looks like, Black Mirror WISHES-
If you want a thick chick then you have to accept the fact the girls are going to be thick and fat in all places, not just your desired places
the saddest thing about life is that tattoos cost many money. oh and traveling? also costs many money. video games? many money. starting a new hobby? usually many money. concerts? so many money and also good luck even getting tickets. going out and getting a fancy beverage? you know the drill.
So funny story actually. One of my friends was hooking up with this girl, they were friends with benefits. She needed a date for some work party so he agreed to go with her. Turns out her dad owns like 3 dental practices and she worked as the business manager for one of them.
Anyway my friend had some not so nice teeth and during dinner the father of his fwb was like “you work where you work, you sleep with him and his teeth look like that? Get him an appointment.”and then bounced. So his fwb made him an appointment at the practice she managed and my friend ended up needing like 3k worth of dental work and his friend with benefits just gave it to him for free.
So that is the story of how my friend not only got sex, but dental out of the friends with benefits deal.
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