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I AM ATTRACTING GOOD THINGS INTO MY LIFE

I AM ATTRACTING GOOD THINGS INTO MY LIFE

I AM ATTRACTING GOOD THINGS INTO MY LIFE

I AM ATTRACTING GOOD THINGS INTO MY LIFE

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THROUGH A RAPIST’S EYES” (PLS TAKE TIME TO READ THIS. It may save a life, It may save your life.)

An Article from Neena Susan Thomas

“Through a rapist’s eyes. A group of rapists and date rapists in prison were interview…ed on what they look for in a potential victim and here are some interesting facts:

1] The first thing men look for in a potential victim is hairstyle. They are most likely to go after a woman with a ponytail, bun! , braid, or other hairstyle that can easily be grabbed. They are also likely to go after a woman with long hair. Women with short hair are not common targets.

2] The second thing men look for is clothing. They will look for women who’s clothing is easy to remove quickly. Many of them carry scissors around to cut clothing.

3] They also look for women using their cell phone, searching through their purse or doing other activities while walking because they are off guard and can be easily overpowered.

4] The number one place women are abducted from / attacked at is grocery store parking lots.

5] Number two is office parking lots/garages.

6] Number three is public restrooms.

7] The thing about these men is that they are looking to grab a woman and quickly move her to a second location where they don’t have to worry about getting caught.

8] If you put up any kind of a fight at all, they get discouraged because it only takes a minute or two for them to realize that going after you isn’t worth it because it will be time-consuming.

9] These men said they would not pick on women who have umbrellas,or other similar objects that can be used from a distance, in their hands.

10] Keys are not a deterrent because you have to get really close to the attacker to use them as a weapon. So, the idea is to convince these guys you’re not worth it.

POINTS THAT WE SHOULD REMEMBER:

1] If someone is following behind you on a street or in a garage or with you in an elevator or stairwell, look them in the face and ask them a question, like what time is it, or make general small talk: can’t believe it is so cold out here, we’re in for a bad winter. Now that you’ve seen their faces and could identify them in a line- up, you lose appeal as a target.

2] If someone is coming toward you, hold out your hands in front of you and yell Stop or Stay back! Most of the rapists this man talked to said they’d leave a woman alone if she yelled or showed that she would not be afraid to fight back. Again, they are looking for an EASY target.

3] If you carry pepper spray (this instructor was a huge advocate of it and carries it with him wherever he goes,) yelling I HAVE PEPPER SPRAY and holding it out will be a deterrent.

4] If someone grabs you, you can’t beat them with strength but you can do it by outsmarting them. If you are grabbed around the waist from behind, pinch the attacker either under the arm between the elbow and armpit or in the upper inner thigh – HARD. One woman in a class this guy taught told him she used the underarm pinch on a guy who was trying to date rape her and was so upset she broke through the skin and tore out muscle strands the guy needed stitches. Try pinching yourself in those places as hard as you can stand it; it really hurts.

5] After the initial hit, always go for the groin. I know from a particularly unfortunate experience that if you slap a guy’s parts it is extremely painful. You might think that you’ll anger the guy and make him want to hurt you more, but the thing these rapists told our instructor is that they want a woman who will not cause him a lot of trouble. Start causing trouble, and he’s out of there.

6] When the guy puts his hands up to you, grab his first two fingers and bend them back as far as possible with as much pressure pushing down on them as possible. The instructor did it to me without using much pressure, and I ended up on my knees and both knuckles cracked audibly.

7] Of course the things we always hear still apply. Always be aware of your surroundings, take someone with you if you can and if you see any odd behavior, don’t dismiss it, go with your instincts. You may feel little silly at the time, but you’d feel much worse if the guy really was trouble.

FINALLY, PLEASE REMEMBER THESE AS WELL ….

1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do: The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do it.

2. Learned this from a tourist guide to New Orleans : if a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM. Toss it away from you…. chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than you and he will go for the wallet/purse. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!

3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car: Kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy. The driver won’t see you but everybody else will. This has saved lives.

4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping,eating, working, etc., and just sit (doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc. DON’T DO THIS! The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side,put a gun to your head, and tell you where to go. AS SOON AS YOU CLOSE the DOORS , LEAVE.

5. A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot, or parking garage:

a. Be aware: look around your car as someone may be hiding at the passenger side , peek into your car, inside the passenger side floor, and in the back seat. ( DO THIS TOO BEFORE RIDING A TAXI CAB) .

b. If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door. Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars.

c. Look at the car parked on the driver’s side of your vehicle, and the passenger side. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out. IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)

6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs. (Stairwells are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot).

7. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN! The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; And even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN!

8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP IT! It may get you raped, or killed. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking, well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked “for help” into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.

Send this to any woman you know that may need to be reminded that the world we live in has a lot of crazies in it and it’s better safe than sorry.

If u have compassion reblog this post. ‘Helping hands are better than Praying Lips’ – give us your helping hand.

REBLOG THIS AND LET EVERY GIRL KNOW AT LEAST PEOPLE WILL KNOW WHATS GOING ON IN THIS WORLD. So please reblog this….Your one reblog can Help to spread this information.

THIS COULD ACTUALLY SAVE A LIFE.”

EVERYONE BOOT THE FUCK OUT OF THIS

“The most disrespected person in America is the black woman. The most unprotected person in America is the black woman. The most neglected person in America is the black woman.”

-Malcolm X (1962)

(Originally found on insta from @ashleighchubbybunny)

I mad agree with this.

This reminds me, if y'all haven’t heard of therapyforblackgirls.com please visit if you need a therapist. You can search by mental health need, location/distance, insurance, etc. I believe there are some that provide a sliding scale payment method for those without insurance.

If you’re not quite ready to make the jump, there is a podcast you can listen to as well as articles and links to help answer some of your questions about mental health and/or therapy.

The purpose, as I understand it, is to provide a place where black women can go to find culturally sensitive therapy. Some specialize in family/couples as well.

Take a look.

For any black Women following me! 

Taking care of your mental health is another important factor in your overall health. Fighting for good mental health is a fight worth doing, and is just as difficult, if not moreso, than physical fighting. 

-FemaleWarrior, She/They 

Especially with everything going on right now. We constantly hear how strong we are and it’s like no we can be tired, emotional, stressed too and we need to take care of our mental health. Here are some free therapy sessions that I’ve seen going around. Please share

Also Black minds matter UK!

https://www.blackmindsmatteruk.com/

I love this

anonymous asked:

Do you have the audio for the Steve Harvey radio interview Michael did in 2001? Hilarious stuff!

I do! Here you go :)

Steve Harvey Interview 2001 20:22 - 4.83mb - 32kbps 

I love this interview and it’s amazing hearing everyone freak out when they find out it’s Mike on the phone. They’re all such fangirls, it’s incredible hahaha. Oh gosh and there’s this fantastic moment where Michael is laughing so fucking hard. Seriously, everyone listen to this

Oh Michael. I fucking love you.

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Why Do You Hate Nicki Minaj? - The Villainizing of a Black Woman

Recently I have seen it has become extremely popular to hate Nicki Minaj especially in the black community, similar to when back in the day on Tumblr it was “cool” to hate on her on this website. I decided I wanted to understand what this was all about, and what I found out I realized I need to share.

*What I learned is this hate has always been extremely orchestrated. I will explain this more further down. Please stick with me.

Disclaimer: Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, and I do not expect you to suddenly love Nicki Minaj, I just hope you open your eyes to another perspective like I did. Keep an open mind and realize this is not coming for a “obsessed superfan”. Just someone that is studying research in college and found this interesting. All love, no hate.

1. Nicki Minaj isn’t real rap. Nicki Minaj is bubblegum rap, she’s not hardcore anymore. She’s changed. 2. Nicki Minaj supports her rapist brother. 3. Nicki Minaj doesn’t support other female rappers. 4. Nicki Minaj only donated to college students to help her image after rapper Remy Ma released the track “Shether”. 5. Rapper Remy Ma “bodied” Nicki Minaj on her track. 6. Nicki Minaj does not care about her LGBTQ+ fans, she did not tweet about Orlando.

** All #s will be broken down below **

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Fact #1 - Record labels have been trying to rid Minaj from the music scene, since her decision to not sign with them. (Proof will be in #3)

This hate specifically coming from the black community is a direct result of manipulation by the media to sway African American opinion of Minaj and not have another “powerful black woman” as a role model specifically in the music industry.

Fact #2 - Minaj IS breaking boundaries for women and what they can accomplish by being considered a “female rapper”. (All without a 360 DEAL, very important to understand. Hence why Minaj saw this as an utmost importance to respond to in her record “No Frauds”) (Also why record labels are angry and paying artists to diss her - I address this later)

*This is not to brag her accomplishments, this is to show that no woman in rap has created a successful business empire since her.  

- No female rapper was getting clothing line deals since her - No female rapper was getting perfume deals - No female rapper was having extreme success in both the music industry and movie industry at the SAME time - No female rapper was dominating the online app market

**Again something that was all accomplished without a 360 deal

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1. Nicki Minaj isn’t real rap. Nicki Minaj is bubblegum rap, not hardcore. She changed.

- This argument has been long running since Minaj’s debut with “Pink Friday”. Has Minaj changed? And the truth is she has. She has had to. To do something in the music industry that no other female rapper was doing before she had to change and create a new path.

- Minaj has stayed genuine and addressed this since her debut project with her record “Dear Old Nicki.”

“But I needed to grow,and I needed to know that there were some things inside of me that I need to show”

Minaj has tried to put into words what this battle feels like, to come from a horrible up bringing but having to change for the better to financially take care of your family and friends.

“In hindsight I loved your rawness and I loved your edge ‘Cause it was you who talked me down from jumpin’ off the ledge”

*She has had to change to create an empire, she was not able to be the same girl from queens wearing bamboo earrings and long nails to CEO meetings with companies (“Your earrings bamboo, your long nails too”). She had to become a business woman to get partnerships with MAC, Pepsi, Roberto Cavalli, Addidas.

A person can change but who they do it for, and who they keep near them show their true character.

All while doing this she has kept her friends close by her side. -Her best friend from high school still travels the world with her and is close by. -She is paying for her families college tuition

- Just because their is bubble gum rap in her catalog does not mean their is not hardcore rap.

“You have go out and find what you want to hear from Minaj, and trust me whatever you want is there.”

“The New York native also spoke on running into Hov and Beyonce in Paris where Hov told her that he really liked Chiraq and “Looking Ass.”

2007 - MIxtape

2015 - Third Studio Album

Minaj has broken the boundary and proved that Growth is Change.

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2. Nicki Minaj supports her brother.

This has become one of the center fold pitch fork arguments that the media has sold to “show” Minaj as an awful person. When the fact is this is FALSE. Minaj’s brother Jelani was arrested and since this news spread Minaj is the one that has taken the heat.

FACT: Minaj did not bail out her brother.

(Source: http://www.xxlmag.com/news/2015/12/nicki-minaj-didnt-post-brothers-bail/)

Fans of Minaj will immediately be able to tell she wants nothing to do with her brother. Nicki Minaj is known for shouting out her family and her friends names throughout her music.

2012 - “You could never understand why I grind like I do · Micaiah and Jelani why I grind like I do”

Since this report came out Minaj has NEVER mentioned her brother again, even when she has had the opportunity she has only referred to her younger brother.

2017 - “New dream house for mommy. Keep ‘Caiah in Armani. Putting my nieces through college. This for Kellise and Imani.

This witch hunt is a indication of the long running idea that people search and look to hunt the woman down for a man’s wrong doing. Was the woman an enabler? Was the woman supporting him? What was the woman doing during this?

An older Nicki Minaj Statement can apply here as well: 

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3. Nicki Minaj doesn’t support other female rappers.

Minaj has continued to be portrayed as someone that does not support female rap, simply because she does not make music with them. Researching about the music industry, specifically the female rap industry will show you why this may be.

FACT: Record labels are paying female rappers to have a “beef” with Nicki Minaj.

Female rappers Cupcakke, Angel Haze and Lady Leshurr have admitted that Atlantic Records asked them to create diss records aimed towards Minaj.

-FACT: Nicki Minaj asked Remy Ma to be on a track with her and Foxy Brown, but Remy turned it down.

-FACT: Remy Ma unified with Lil Kim at the most recent Summer Jam after both woman had a common enemy… Minaj.

“These black women are being used as nothing more than forms of entertainment and they are just gladly signing away their souls.”

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Knowing this how can Minaj know who to trust in the Industry?

“The business kills so many people and we don’t even realize it,” she says. “I can only imagine how many people in this business have died because they may not have wanted to… to be embarrassed publicly. We care so much about what the world thinks that we don’t live, really.”

But what had happened to her? Had she fainted or had a panic attack?

“I don’t even want to talk about it,” she says, avoiding eye contact.

Older Nicki Minaj Quotes:

I don’t really care if they hate on you I be turning down meetings just to wait on you 

If you take your own life are you a sinner? 

But you better be a hell of a sprinter. If you’re reading this letter, I done pulled the trigger 

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4. Nicki Minaj only donated to college students to help her image after rapper Remy Ma released the track “Shether.”

This accusation is direct attack on Minaj’s character solely based on opinion. This can be rebuffed with simple logic and fact.

FACT: Nicki Minaj has for the past few years discreetly sending money to a village in India where they have now been able to receive clean water and supplies.

Source: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/nicki-minaj-india-water-wells_us_59232424e4b034684b0e982f

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5. Rapper Remy Ma “bodied” Nicki Minaj on her track.

-Rap has always been this notion that anything is fair game, but specifically in female rap disses, it is considered to have “bodied” someone or be good if it is full of false accusations and slut-shaming. The main reason “No Frauds” was not considered a better diss track was because Minaj did not drag Remy Ma’s name through the mud like so many people hoped she would have done, like Remy did with Minaj in “Shether”. 

When two black women are feuding it is a form of entertainment in the black community, and when one woman is not playing along (Minaj) she becomes villainized because she isn’t giving the audience what they want.

 Would Jay-Z respond to a diss by Lil Uzi Vert? - No, he would respond in one line in one song if he even did that.  

- Rappers considered amongst the great, took almost 3 months to respond to diss records. (N.W.A)

- Fact: Remy Ma’s diss was full of full of false accusations

Multiple people have admitted that Remy’s diss was full of lies. 

-Fact: Remy Ma claimed she did not care about charts, BUT kept posting the rise of her record on social media

-Fact: After Remy Ma’s second diss record “Another One” was ripped apart on social media for being awful, almost as if “Shether” was written by someone else. Remy posted unreleased photos of Nicki Minaj on her Instagram as retaliation for the backlash, EVEN though Nicki Minaj herself had yet to address the situation.

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6. Nicki Minaj does not care about her gay fans, she did not tweet about Orlando.

FACT: Nicki Minaj since her FIRST album has shown love to LGBTQ+ community.

-Direct quote from the Special Thanks in her first studio album booklet, years before the Orlando Tragedy. 

“I’d also like to offer my love & condolences to the families of the kids who took their lives due to being bullied for who they were. Let he with no sin cast the first stone. God is the judge. Not liking someone's lifestyle, sexuality, color, religion, size, ideals, etc. is no reason to bully them to death.“

FACT: Nicki Minaj also liked a tweet stating that behind the scenes no one knows how she was attempting to help during the Orlando tragedy, and the possibility she wanted to stay anonymous to not get exposure due to the importance being of the lives lost, not the celebrities.

Fact: There are MANY well known artists that did not tweet about Orlando, and yet received no backlash. 

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*Now I would like to say this: I hope this villainizing of women who inspire and help people stops soon. Demonizing someone or trying to dim their light will not suddenly make someone else’s light shine brighter. 

I will be reblogging this every fucking day, this covers everything. READ THIS 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

This is a longgggggg post tbh but it’s super informative so please give it a read

Forever reblog

Never forget.

I fucking love this gif

Dre lmao

hahhaaa

isn’t it just so adorable when you catch him trying to hide his smile

Western media will never be interested in the problems of the Black world.

i’m seeing a lot of people reblogging suicide hotlines and this is just a reminder that this is a suicide help line that works like a text-based instant messenger for people who may need to talk to someone but have trouble/are uncomfortable making phone calls

Never don’t reblog this. There are so many people who have such bad anxiety about phone calls. This can save so many lives

Re-blogging for myself and others, because I have horrid phone anxiety

This really a strong ass picture. Black women are super heroes!

I love everything about this, but might I ask. Why the FUCK is schooling so bad in America that a woman who just gave birth has to prepare for an exam tomorrow? @the American education system, bitch

I remember getting ready to fight a teacher because he kicked out a single mother who’s babysitter fell through. The baby wasn’t even crying. I got his ass fired.

I remember my friend taking her exam while her water was breaking, because her professor wouldn’t allow her to take the exam at a later date.

you know, maybe we shouldnt glorify this shit and start working on making it so that women can have fucking kids and not get fucked over by the system.

i was gonna say….this made me kinda sad lmao she should be resting. this isn’t “strong” it’s a sign of a failed system

For anyone reading this: you have rights as a parenting/pregnant student under Title IX. You can reschedule in the event of a birth, among many other things. You can learn more at pregnantoncampus.org

Reblogging for any of my followers that might need this

Please!! Know your rights. A professor in America is not allowed to hold exams or grades against you for having a baby

I really hope Americans know that it isn’t like that in the rest of the world. You’re allowed to be horrified and deserve better!

Never forget.

Also: don’t stigmatize HIV+ individuals because they all have different circumstances and might’ve  gotten the virus from a variety of sources (sex, occupational, birth, blood transfusions in other countries). 

HIV-related stigma remains a huge barrier to preventing HIV, and is linked to a low level of people testing for HIV. 

The bad news is that Trump is cutting America’s spending on HIV year after year.  He has taken steps to weaken the Affordable Care Act since coming to power.