Cashier: That’ll be $4.03
Me: I only have $4…
Cashier: That’s ok, I have the three cents
Me:………..
Cashier:……..
Me: what are we?
itagnola-deactivated20181222
I think my biggest problem is that I love being alone but I hate being lonely
Source: itagnola
fromanotherroom
Ella Fitzgerald & Louis Armstrong - Dream a Little Dream of Me (Playing from another room)
sadtit-deactivated20160618
*cancels plans* sorry i can’t come i’m ugly
“You was ugly when we made the plans. Bring ya troll ass on.”
nicknamenyquil
^ true friendship.
drakomalfoyyy-deactivated202006
what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom
this is better than any television show i have ever seen
hola-simon
LMAOOO IM SO DONE!!
I’ve never laughed so hard.
u know when u watch a movie and afterward you’re like “god the score was so fucken good who composed it” and the answer is hans zimmer every time




