The problem with talking about SCP is that you get to talking about 'modern' SCP and then modern is like. Everything post-3k
There was a new iPhone update with new cookie emojis that had faces and people on Tumblr got obsessed talking about which ones were their favorites.
Apollo don’t you dare throw that dodge ball
the Sexyman Wiki uses goddamn SCP classifications for its entries
Apollyon: unable to be contained, and an active world-ending threat
Keter: very difficult to contain, with persistent maintenance & effort required at all times
Euclid: containment can be unreliable and requires continuous resources over time to do so
Safe: can be easily & safely contained with minimal resources
Thaumiel: used specifically to contain other anomalies sexymen
scp YouTubers making videos about powerscaling are funny but i wish they covered more important entries like the fat hippo everyone hates
What if I went back in time to prevent myself from being amuleted by Able and Miguel O'hara just shows up
There seems to be a file known as 055 and I can't for the life of me remember what it was for, or if we ever had one, does anyone have ideas?
Secure, Contain, Protect.
Thanks to vocaloid I’m now desensitized to horror. Not suspense though I fucking hate suspension.
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everyone say hi to the inbox wynaut
I went to Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour and a full blown conversation with her afterwards - it was everything.
ok which pokemon has the LEAST bones
you'd think it's ditto but you'd be WRONG. ditto can have as many or as few bones as it wants. goomy, however, practically has negative bones.
Time sensitive question. How do I get my noivern to play loud, annoying music?
pet them wrong. feed them dry food. be 5 minutes late. tell them not to climb the ceiling. give them an incorrect color berry. don't look at them for 30 seconds. literally anything


