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Lynn

@dimensionsfae

the Sexyman Wiki uses goddamn SCP classifications for its entries

Apollyon: unable to be contained, and an active world-ending threat

Keter: very difficult to contain, with persistent maintenance & effort required at all times

Euclid: containment can be unreliable and requires continuous resources over time to do so

Safe: can be easily & safely contained with minimal resources

Thaumiel: used specifically to contain other anomalies sexymen

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scp YouTubers making videos about powerscaling are funny but i wish they covered more important entries like the fat hippo everyone hates

Thanks to vocaloid I’m now desensitized to horror. Not suspense though I fucking hate suspension.

Anonymous asked:

Time sensitive question. How do I get my noivern to play loud, annoying music?

pet them wrong. feed them dry food. be 5 minutes late. tell them not to climb the ceiling. give them an incorrect color berry. don't look at them for 30 seconds. literally anything

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