Aliko Dangote, the richest man in Africa, has been tormented by a Brazilian man named Osvaldo for the last several years.
Aliko is not taking it well
Brazil is the only non-Muslim country to host the most Shi'a Muslims in the world
Brazil has the "most X-people outside of X-place" of like, most kinds of people tbh
Brazil famously has the highest amount of Lebanese people in the world, including in Lebanon itself
literally Brazil is always "the largest X nation outside of X"
Version 2 of "how did you get to Tumblr"
options expanded based on not making this poll in the middle of the night and recurring answers in the tags and replies of the original poll
Tumblr only lets you have up to 10 options for a poll, so I had to group some together based on either conglomeration or vibes. :(
Intentionally left out a blanket "other" option. I highly recommend you pick the option closest to your experience, otherwise just go with the last option and tell us in the replies/tags.
i got permasuspended on twitter because i said every living united states president should be walked in front of a firing squad so i came onto tumblr to say every living united states president should be walked in front of a firing squad without anyone being stupid about it
keep seeing Temu ads on here so just to share cause idk if people are widely aware
hiiiii 👋 hi 🙋♀️ i’m lady kier from deee-lite…. welcome to my klæüsêt…….. yes, i am a mouse potato…… computer nerd…….. otaku…………… and this is where it happen
calling every instance of showing certain emotions "emotional labor" needs to stop. I just saw a post that was like "reminder that you do not ever need to be a good or kind person" like. Yes you DO???
friend was lamenting the lack of girls in the shonen she was watching so I had some advice for her
idk why but i'm fucking dying at this autism screening landing page
Invader Zim was an unparalleled media experience. Some alien nearly destroys his planet so he’s banished to be a fast food worker. He decides to stop being banished when he hears he can destroy more stuff so they send him to the far reaches of space on a false mission so he dies but earth is there. He decides to collect information on the planet to collect its weaknesses by going to public school. The only people who can see through his disguise are a neglected rich kid 12 year old obsessed with Mothman and his gamer girl sister. Both the siblings are goth. The Mothman kid is the only one interested in stopping the alien but not out of any moral obligation or anything but for that sweet sweet daddy’s love. One time the Mothman kid got a therapist who killed the previous therapist and took his place, and this is a d-plot within the episode at best. The flagship brand of soda in the universe is called poop cola. There was an episode about how Zims entire alien race is more machine than human, and their entire being is contained in the little metal backpacks that are attached to them at all times, and their bodies are more things to carry these PAKS around and if they were to detach they would die while the PAK would attach to the nearest creature, overwrite their mind and kill them. This episode was cancelled to make the Christmas special. Gir is there.
If you read Squee, which is both chronologically and canonically the thing that happens before Zim, you find out that Mrs. Bitters (who is also Squee’s teacher) is very likely an eldritch being of malevolence that has been there longer than recorded history and the reason she’s a teacher is they built the school on top of where she lives.
Most Jedi during Order 66: *dies immediately*
Ahsoka: *avoids hurting the clones as much as possible while escaping*
Yoda, the mad lad:
"On a 72 kill-streak I am. Much XP I have earned. About to level up I am."
Hey, OP, what part of Letting Maul free to kill and destroy as much of the clone battalion he could constitutes “avoids hurting the clones as much as possible while escaping”?
He bisected clones with a door.
what do you guys have as desktop background? I always find the basic ones too boring and the pretty art too distracting
the-skinnydipping-sasquatch
“Eat at a local restaurant tonight. Get the cream sauce. Have a cold pint at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty bar. Go somewhere you’ve never been. Listen to someone you think may have nothing in common with you. Order the steak rare. Eat an oyster. Have a negroni. Have two. Be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with the person next to you, but have a drink with them anyways. Eat slowly. Tip your server. Check in on your friends. Check in on yourself. Enjoy the ride.”- Anthony Bourdain
“hi are you ready to order?”
“uhhhh hold on”
*fishes something out of my pocket*
Anthony Bourdain what do I do?
“get the cream sauce. you’ll need the energy in the coming days”
