You know you’re fucked when the Task Manager stops responding.
a guy about my age, frat boy type, just stepped off the bus, looked me right in the eyes, and said “i wish things were different.” then walked away. genuinely think it might have been a hallucination
Sometimes self care is studying for that test. Sometimes it’s cleaning your room. Sometimes it’s having that conversation you’re afraid of having, confront that person you’re afraid to confront. Sometimes it’s not just wrapping yourself up in a blanket and relaxing. Sometimes instead, it’s taking action against the problem.
Unpopular opinion, but yeah.
Things I Need:
1. An orgasm 2. Attention 3. $50,000
Friendly reminder to check you’re not holding tension in your body. Let your shoulders drop, unclench your hands and jaw. Take a deep breath. Much better.
this is the most frightening ad i’ve encountered on here
“lol is everything offensive these days?”
would you like to buy some turnips
“u know that feel when no gf” no actually i dont because im a MANLY MAN who plays SEVERAL sports am i right my fellow sportsmen
name all seven sports
- ball throw
- ball catch
- ball run
- ball kick
- shoot ball
- dong touch
- memes
get fuckin wrecked
RB IF YOU ARE BI, SUPPORT BI PEOPLE, OR LIKE CATS
me: i’m not clingy me ten minutes later:
“I fuckin hate band kids.” I say as I, a very involved band kid, walk around a band competition.
you’re not selfish for wanting to be treated well
my kink is when people tell me they were thinking about me
me when the demon in my room tries to scare me in the middle of the night
Najwa Zebian (via thequotejournals)
And for the moments the boys on set, with their silly crushes, became tiresome, Brown could turn to Winona Ryder. “I would just go to her like, ‘Ugh, the boys are getting on my nerves today!’ And she’d be like, ‘Got it — come sit.’ And we’d eat cheese.“
- Millie Bobby Brown for W Magazine (quote)
Rb if you wanna complain about men and eat cheese with Winona Ryder



