Sinking ⚓️
The Crown Prince of Xianle catching the boy who fell like a star 🌟🎭
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If LBH ever learned the truth he would deadass think that Fate brought SQQ to him all for him. His possessive ass would be even more obsessed. His ego would inflate beyond mortal comprehension.
"Shizun was a gift for ME!"
The heavenly pillar never wanes as a result.
he'd be insufferable
(yearns for a past that does not exist) (yearns for a past that does not exist) (yearns for a past that does not exist) (yearns for a past that does not exist) (yearns for a past that does not exist)
Geto and our his girls 💖
my beautiful geto suguru in every episode - jjk 2.05 - hidden inventory 5
Note that by fuckable I mean specifically who you think is the best lay
Breaking my silence to ask how you all are allowing Imogen to outrank Chetney. Homegirl spent her entire young adulthood dealing with suddenly appearing and debilitating psychic powers. While she most certainly knows what fuck is she has not had the opportunity to develop skill in that area. Chetney meanwhile has experience, repeat customers, and 5 stars on Yelp
I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.
w-what if potato is actually lucky
You know what… This really is one of the only alignment post that get the chaotic and lawful descriptors correctly aligned.
On the Lawful side: the two people who have to follow the recipes nearly exactly for the results they want - baking isn’t quite am exact measurements process but the margin of error for experiment is very, very thin. Tempering chocolate for use in structural works even more so.
On the Chaotic side: cooking and mixology where the margins of error for ingredients and portioning are so broad “whatever feels right” is almost never the wrong answer. The same recipe could be done a dozen different ways for a dozen different people and all of them would be a great outcome with minimal disaster in their wake.
This could also be an allegory for the difference between wizards (bakers) and sorcerers (cooks) - they’re all magic users (chefs), but the type of magic the weild and the source of their power is vastly different











