Henry Blake Memorial Bong

cenobites clocking into their shift at hell the cunt factory

[ID: Tweet by @ abbygov that reads "i don't mind mosquitos sucking my blood (i have plenty to go around) what annoys me is the need to inject the itch juice into my skin....like i'm already feeding you why are you being such a bitch. imagine if i slapped my mom every time she made me dinner." End ID]

QUANNAH CHASINGHORSE’S OUTFIT FOR THE MET GALA OMG. AND THE INDIGENOUS JEWELRY!!! I LOVE.

new favorite bit is saying "I would be fangirling so hard if I met him in real life 😍" about random species of fish

why did they make "mans laughter" illegal & has it lead to the male loneliness epidemic?

Let me sleep.

Hey. It's been 10 years. The person who made that mistake in 2013 isn't you. You don't have to hold onto their mistakes anymore. Don't ask them to let you rest, you need to let yourself rest.

me at the job i begged god for

deeply unlikeable and unpleasant female characters are actually so important for the ecosystem and also as a good litmus test over if a person is Weird about women or not

reblog this if your icon could kill a man

i think some of you dont like narratives or stories or characters i think you just like fanfiction tropes

protagonists can and will be sexist, racist, insensitive, cruel, stupid, etc, especially towards the beginning of a story. these are called character flaws and they are a surprise tool that will lead to narrative fulfillment later