*walks up and taps the microphone*
"Worf's Tits."
*the crowd goes wild*
If Miles O'Brien had flex tape then everything on DS9 would have been fixed within thirty minutes.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine // S05E16 Doctor Bashir, I Presume?
Miles explaining that Julian is a terrible kayaker.
When I eat something disgusting and make my best friend try it too.
I don't want to be in Starfleet, running around, taking orders. I want to be Jake Sisko, bothering people at work, but I'm taking notes so they can't they can't do shit about it
[Image description Jake Sisko talking to Dr Bashir who is trying to do something at a ship's console]
The constable has become conveniently distracted enough to hide the data rods that's craaaaaazy
modern trek's decampification of the ferengi is the worst thing to ever happen to us
Of the major species in Star Trek, the Klingons, Romulans, Cardassians, Vulcans, and Bajorans are all just composites of various historical or modern human cultures; the Ferengi are a fun-house mirror depiction of the writers’ own capitalist society; and the Borg are what I think that a lot of us are afraid that we might become in the future.
