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Horny Pony

@dildo-horn-pony

unsocial russian girl dont like u bye
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despazito

aesthetic: the three headed rat queen from the russian nutcracker movie and her three headed rat son

don’t ever talk to me or me or me or my son or my son or my son again

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cwote

So what if you’re alone right now. Embrace it. Go get coffee alone. Shop alone. Drive alone. Watch movies alone. Get to know yourself. Nothing bad can come from riding whatever wave to self improvement you’re blessed with in the moment.

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Baby: R...r...r...r...
Parents: Oh my gosh, her first words!
Baby: R-r-r.... Red had nothing to do with the food. Nothing. It wasn't her fault. Not a piece of her soul was in that food. Not a piece.
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if countries were students

Australia: The class clown who makes everyone laugh
America: The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates
Canada: The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day
England: The hot boy everybody wants to bang because he's a gentlemen
New Zealand: Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks
The Netherlands: That high kid in the back that everyone just ignores
France: The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much
China: The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question
Russia: The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they'll probably get stabbed