I’m not gay but I think Dwayne Johnson could give a mean shoulder massage.

I’m not straight but I also think Dwayne Johnson could give a mean shoulder massage.

Reblog if you want Dwayne’s Gentle Meaty Hands to knead the lactic acid out of your flesh.

LGBT:

Let’s

Get massaged

By

The Rock (Dwayne Johnson)

Reservoir Dogs (1992)

Anyway almost every gay person I know used to think they were straight but I literally don’t know a single straight person who used to think they were gay so statistically, whose sexuality is more likely to be a phase? Not mine bitch

This is Macklemore erasure.

{this user wants you to toss them their keys}

{This user thought you said printer}

Dead ass scary. Society taught men to behave like this. We need to do something.

Plus did anyone peep how these messages were only sent within a 1.5 hour time frame? Like in less than two hours dude had a whole nervous breakdown because he didn’t get a follow-back 🙄

Put the milk in before the cereal

Put the milk in before the cereal

cya!

“His family were constantly disinventing themselves and out of this disinventing- which was for them in a sense a religious activity, an exploration- this boy had to create his own universe and world and the structures of it”

- William Richert

The Jesus and Mary Chain -  The Hardest Walk (second version)

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