I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

Send me a 🍒 if I come off as masculine!

Send me a 🍓 if I come off as feminine!

Send me a 🍉 if I come off as adrogynous!

Send me a 🍎 if I come off as all or other!

it’s easier to say “im tired” than “im so sad and lonely i feel like there’s a weight in my chest and my body is so heavy i have no energy emotionally, physically or mentally to even move from my bed”

Imagine if a Lush store flooded

BAMF

bad at making friends

why don’t you have a piece of bread and maybe you’ll calm down

i can’t eat gluten

understandable have a good day

don’t tell me what to do

why don’t you have a piece of bread and maybe you’ll calm down

i can’t eat gluten

understandable have a good day

thanks i will

are the guys in the sonic commercials a couple?? they’re always on a date, they’re always getting milkshakes together

retweet if you’re GAY, you’re CONCERNED ABOUT THE BEES, or if you WANNA DIE

i am Distressed

it’s five in the fuc king morning and ive been staring at a wall for three hours trying to think of what this thing is called. it’s like. fuckin the greatest invention humanity has ever come up with and there like. bread sticks but they taste sweet and they’re more square

isn’t there like a country in the name too.. hungary cinnamon bread. great britain sticks. france bread

france bred france brad france bread france sticks francebreadsticks France France revolution

FRENCH TOAST STICKS

this makes me sad i’m calling them squigglets

I love kids they’re all like.. “when i grow up i’m gonna be an astronaut and a chef and a doctor and an olympic swimmer” like that self confidence! That drive! That optimism! Where does it go

It gets destroyed by adults not believing in you and telling you to pick a realistic career. And by society creating all these obstacles to the point that you’re too tired to try.

you can’t spell tyler joseph without josh

this transition from fake you out to summertime sadness can never be topped [x]

“We will play for you when we’re 70. Josh may be in a harness for the backflip but we will still perform”

THIS BLOG IS A WHOLEHEARTED SUPPORTER OF BOYS IN CROP TOPS