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Moe Idol Alexandria-Chi, aka Princess Baka Homosexual ♥ Buttsex Blog. Fujoshi Zone. Anything can happen here. I make no promises other than dicks & butts. I'm a kamidere, and a butt. I don't know what else to say to make it any clearer on how NSFW and queer this "bloggu desu" is. Hi. ♑ PLANNED THINGS: Nikki's Con Season 2K15 Ahn!Con, Kansas City, MO (Jan 2015) Kami Con (Somewhere in Alabama) Naka Kon, Overland Park, Kansas (Mar 2015) Taiga Con, Atlanta, GA (Apr 2015) MomoCon, Atlanta, GA (May 2015) Anime Mid-Atlantic/AMA, Chesapeake, Virginia (June 2015) SeishunCon, Atlanta, GA (June 2015) *YaoiCon, San Francisco, CA (Sept 2015) AWA, Atlanta, GA (Sept 2015) Nijicon, Philadelphia, PA (Nov 2015)

i remember getting my first game cube and playing animal crossing on it when i was in elementary school and thinking ‘I can’t wait until I’m an adult so i won’t have a bed time and i can play animal crossing all night’ and let me tell you kids, you can achieve your dreams. 

Anonymous asked:

Share your pre sex goddess routine! 😂😂😊

Okay okay listen up 🌸First, I pick out what I’m wearing, curl my wig,then put it on the stand. Then I dry brush my skin (Google dry brushing for exact details on how), hop in a hot shower, exfoliate with a sugar scrub/whatever scrub I have on hand. If I recently got a Brazilian, I just shave my legs with conditioner. Immediately after showering, use Amlactin lotion, then I cover every inch of my body in sweet almond oil to seal the moisture. I do my makeup naked and put perfume on while my skin is still warm from the shower. Before I put my panties on (this is important!) I put coconut oil in my 🐱. Just a little, enough to enhance my natural lubrication. Then I get dressed, put my wig on, sew that bitch down around the perimeter, and go. 😇

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I forgot to add the skincare step - I liquid cleanse, exfoliate twice and then oil cleanse with a hot towel in the shower. I’ve mastered sex makeup and it involves bare skin + concealer and translucent powder, lip stain, highlighter, and waterproof mascara/eyeliner.