you promised these kids krabby the clown

but all i saw was

cheapy the cheapskate

41 people are ready for me to gnome this chick

this is my 4th day gnoming her

they set up a camera

The fact that you seem to be a group chat with her makes this a-1

And to think 11 years later it happened

I’m happy for Girl with No Job

Prime example of a man redefining what it means to dream.

when the bard’s playing even moves the ranger’s animal companion

Corgi on a Carousel

HIS NAME IS MEATBALL

This is the cutest thing omg

I love this.

Can’t not reblog Meatball the Corgi, plus the music!

Food $200 Data $30 Rent $250 Things I buy because I’m depressed $3,600 Utility $100

someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

buy more things because you’re depressed

Okay

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

oh no dont eat food, dont you know it has autism chemtrails in it?! your star sign beams you all the vitamins you need

just found out water has a molecule in it, NO THANKS PAL! You know what else has a molecule?? a knife

BOX FOR PLAY

Look at this beautiful angel

why are old people so obsessed with doing this

me as a castaway spelling with leaves:

tfw u get stranded😱😱😱😞😞😞😞😞😞😩😩😩😩😩😩😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 succs 👎👎👎👎👎👎👎😾😾😾😾😾😡😡😡😡💩💩💩💩💩cause theres no pokestops 😂😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👌👌💯💯💯💯💯😜😜😜😜so whoever sees this 👀👀👀👀👀👈👈👈👈👈👈u know what to do😋😋😋😏😏😏😏😏😛😛😛😛😉😉😉😉💅💅💅💅💅💅

there’s a post going around about mixing nyquil with 5 hour energy and I’m thinking about the time my parents were both out of town and my brother was in charge of dropping me off at school and I must’ve been 15 or 16 and I was really miserably sick so he gave me nyquil and but the time we were pulling up to the school I was crashing so his friend who was driving said ‘I have a redbull in the glove compartment” and they said “drink it and it’ll like even it out” so I did and I walked into school at 7:30 AM

and then immediately the last bell rang and school was over.

potion seller, I’m going into school and I need your STRONGEST dissociation