I Don't Even Know

apparently, I joined this tumblr place at 07/19/2013 1:47:15 AM.

me comforting a friend:

Here’s the real personality indicator: put in the tags which heart emoji you prefer

No proofreading we die like men

I love how humans have literally not changed throughout history like the graffiti from Pompeii has people from hundreds of years ago writing stuff like “Marcus is gay” “I fucked a girl here” “Julius your mum wishes she was with me” and leonardo da vinci’s assistants drew dicks in their notebooks just for the banter and mozart created a piece called “kiss my ass” so when people wish for ‘today’s generation’ to be like ‘how people used to’ then we’re already there buddy we’ve always been

The Hagia Sophia has inscriptions that were considered sacred for centuries until they were deciphered in the 70s to be Nordic runes saying “Halfdan wrote this”

my old english prof told us that theres a cave in Scandinavia where a viking gratified some runes like 14 feet up on the wall and when they finally reached it all it translated into was “this is very high”

Ancient Shitposting

Now on the History Channel

this is the PEAK of advertising 

2016 is just being petty at this point

Did he win

he was eliminated that episode but gordon said his cake tasted good it just looked like shit

ive never been more confused in my entire life

people like to say that superhero movies “aren’t realistic” but what about that time Steve Rogers hurled himself out of a plane without a parachute rather than deal with a friend’s questions about his love life

A naked Spanish men throws flower petals at the picture of the Birth of Venus by Botticelli  

me

ah yes, the hogwarts houses: main characters, boring, boring, and snake