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i miss the earth so much, i miss my wife

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i'm rachel?? | 28 | pnw | she/her

kill six billion demons deserves credit for doing a seven deadly sins thing and making gluttony an awful imperialist ruler who destroys everything so she can use people’s resources to live a life of eternal luxury instead of just a fat guy who eats a lot

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sitting anti-kink posters down in front of a wrestling match and explaining kayfabe to them with the patience of a preschool teacher

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You see that one? He's called the "heel." He looks mean and says a lot of scary things, but it's not real and he's actually very nice. When he says "I'm going to break you in half" you don't have to be scared because it's pretend. These two talked about this beforehand, and now they're playing pretend together. Can you think of any other situations that might be like this?

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no that part was real

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Horus "Hecatoncheires"

Open a needle-point localized wormhole to the heart of a nearby star, and obliterate your enemy with the unmatched power of the Sun

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getting blazed as fuck in public, thinking "boy I sure hope no one knows how high I am right now", and then having the jumpscare of your life when duolingo gives you this notification

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I can’t begin to express the difference it makes just that I’m able to wear exclusively t-shirts, baggy shorts, and flip-flops. And the thing is, right. What you notice is that I’m wearing something slightly odd for the weather. What you don’t notice is that I’m not curled up with my hands clamped over my ears because socks make the clinking plates in the restaurant too loud.