me

OMG THAT THIRD TIME THO

me all the time

Congressman Bobby Rush dons a hoodie in support of Treyvon Martin, violating House dress code. 

I had to reblog this, this is what I call a boss.

SLAAAAY TORONTO IM SO PROUD OF THIS

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin

you will never know which of these two statements reign true for people who reblogs this and that bothers me

It doesn’t end there:

TODAY ON TRUE FACTS FROM THE UNDERTALE CHARACTERS

Best kind of workout

so my grandmother just told me a joke…

“Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?”

“I dunno, ‘cause flowers are pretty cool?”

“In loving memory of all the faces that were buried there.”

i just like omg grandMA NO 

Grandma yes

I just tried to tell this to my girlfriend.

Me: Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?

Her: Oh, I know this! It has to do with the plague back in the 1500s. You see, [explanation of plague stuff]

Me: In… In loving memory of all the faces that were buried there.

Her: What?

Me: It’s a joke. It was just a joke.

Just very quickly: Farther refers to physical distance. Further refers to figurative progress.

Infinity

Things are not definite. I can never claim that I was innocent, But I will always remember what we had.

I was not as kind as I could’ve been… You were so much more than a boyfriend. But I wasn’t all that I should’ve been.

In your eyes, I saw the future. In your arms, I left my past. In your heart, I left myself.. But things didn’t last..

As much as I wish to hate, I only remember our date: September 8th. I was young and foolish, But you were, too.

Maybe that’s why infinity seemed probable for us two..

I can hope and I can wish, but I’ll never get the kiss..the one that makes me whole and gives me hope..the one I needed to keep me afloat..

Now, I’m alone.. I’m not complete, but I’m not entirely beat. I don’t know what’s ahead, but one thing’s certain..

Infinity is dead.

Beautiful.

“touch my fucking peach and i’ll go Chihuahua on you, yes it’s a verb you fucker” 

she realized the window was open & her neighbors could hear her 😂😂😂 

This is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen omg

That “Are you okay?” in the background

My math teacher is so cool okay

heres a picture of him taking away my brothers bending

THIS MAN IS OUR HERO

HOLY SHIT IT GOT BETTER