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Welcome to Hell (my blog)

@didney-worl-no-uta / didney-worl-no-uta.tumblr.com

The hideous demon creature, Jar Jar Binks, stares lustfully, with a sinister smile. ------------------------------------------ Age: 33 / Pronouns: She/Her

It's so funny how Todd Howard's so beloved. This man lies to us year after year and every single Bethesda fan, fully aware it's an hour of lies, eats it up with excitement if only to see just what Todd will lie about this time.

It's so interesting a case because any other game developer who's tried this even once was witchhunted into oblivion (just look at the No Man's Sky director) but because Bethesda games are (usually) decently fun if hilariously broken and because Todd has been a public figure for so damn long that everyone's familiar with him, the man gets away with overselling and overpromising his games every single time.

As soon as I heard 1000 planets in Starfield and actually got hyped for just a second, I knew Todd had done it again.

It’s so fucking funny how genuinely hyped we all get the moment Todd appears knowing he’s about to lie to our faces and make memes and laugh, but we eat it up every time. As someone else said, he’s got that charisma to sell the shit he’s putting out.

I mean there’s even a ToddBot for Discord people fuck around with in ways no one does with any other video game developer. It’s fucking insane. Like just look at this shit

Only Todd fucking Howard

Meanwhile fuckers like Randy Pitchford will never be forgiven for the lies and crimes they commit. Fuck you Randy you big fat liar.

been stuck with a terrible feeling that one of the episodes in the new black mirror season is gonna end with a title card like "the program you just watched was written by artificial intelligence" and they're going to be so smug about it and we'll all have to talk about it for weeks

oh hey apollo

lol

theres a hole in the wall in my brothers’ room because they were fighting (for fun not anger) in there once and one of them knocked the other into the wall so hard his head made that hole, so they put two small skeletons in there for decoration

they tapped up the “décor” sign up because according to them the skeleton is named décor and the one underneath him is his husband. also worth noting that they found 2 dollars in there the other day

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I'm asking for help once again and hopefully wont happen again

So after going into the red a couple weeks ago and couldnt get out of until payday, it had taken $300+ in daily overdraft charges and whatever bill that didnt get paid. Which then sadly bled into this paycheck. So even after budgeting and thinking it was alright, i ended up being short $160 and then some. RN Im sitting at $47.43 and i need $111.77 to cover the upcoming bill on the 4th. Plus i need $15.40 for my new medication that i need to grab by the 7th.

So I need roughly $130 to cover my next bill and meds without going into the red again (and im a week away from payday)

my paypal is stefaniekurth@live.com

my venmo is @zimiestef

and my cashapp is $zimiestef

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UPDATE (6/5/23): So as of this morning I’m at -$210.58, so please any amount will help, I really want to get out of the red

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So, a funny thing happened on trigun twitter

(amazon link where its 50% off as of May 8th: https://www.amazon.com/This-How-You-Lose-Time/dp/1534430997/)

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Update, “this is how you lose the time war” is now #21 on Amazon’s bestseller’s list

(semi-related note but I too have now ordered the book)

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another update: Amal El -Mohtar wrote a small article on her blog (https://amalelmohtar.com/i-tried-to-title-this-post-for-twenty-minutes-and-failed/), one which contains the words “[…] and the upshot of it all is that corporate marketing people at Simon & Schuster now know the name Bigolas Dickolas.”

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Further update!

Time war has reached #7 on the amazon bestseller’s list and is still discounted!

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